Craigslist is DA BEST

[System_1]

OMG…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bnd/312713060.html

I’m in my office and I can’t stop laughing. Maybe it has just been a long day…

[DietSoap]

I just realized that this chick responded to that guy’s pwnsauce:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/445962092.html

Lawl, funny how whoever wrote that missed the point entirely and ended up focusing on the one part that was merely means to an end ( I don’t think anyone here honestly believed the guy was a super successful business).

[axeman61]

Yeah, I read that a while back, and could tell she was just using big words VERY liberally in an attempt to sound superior.
That’s what was so awesome about the original response. It was direct and to the point.

[System_1]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/240249235.html

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

steam room at gym - m4m - 58 (south lubbock)

if you’re the guy that i met in the steam room at the gym today, i got the feeling that you’d like to do more than sit and chat. If you would and this is you, tell me what color towel you had around you when you walked in and if you keep it on or not when you sat down, so that i’ll know it is you. I’d like to do more than just sweat with you. If you want to get to me the quickest way, you can send me a note at txcowboy 42 at the ya hoo mail place. Hope to hear from you. Hugs always

faints

[System_1]

I want to write one of those to the creepy short hairy mexican in the gym who moved from his stall all the way next to mine. He then proceeded to start jerking off, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE OTHERS AROUND.

Yes, I am gay and Mexican, but:

A) You’re Short and Mexican (No, I don’t like either, and yes I’m Mexican).

B) I’m in a committed relationship. (I know, rare for a gay man)

C) You’re creepy.

D) Nasty looking dick

Please go away.

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

Me and this girl made a fake sex ad for craigslist one weekend, and we set the number to her house phone.

Within minutes . .15. . maybe 20 . .her shit started ringing off the hook. Voicemails. .the whole 9.

Then I started getting scared because the people calling leaving messages sounded like they were talking from inside the car, and she put her address as the apartment complex she stayed in. Lol. Fun times.

[FreddyL0c0]

Then I started getting scared because the people calling leaving messages sounded like they were talking from inside the car, and she put her address as the apartment complex she stayed in. Lol. Fun times.

u guys are geniuses

[DietSoap]

u guys are geniuses

I’m not ENTIRELY sure wtf you’re talking about, but just to be safe, neg.

Damn, very first person I’ve negged. :amazed:

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

OMG…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bnd/312713060.html

I’m in my office and I can’t stop laughing. Maybe it has just been a long day…

“get well balloon free, its slowly dying but good for someone you only slightly care about”

OH

MY

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDD!!

screams

[FreddyL0c0]

was talking about yeah yeah bitch, neg me all u want, but giving his gf’s actual address on Craigslist aint too smart

[DietSoap]

was talking about yeah yeah bitch, neg me all u want, but giving his gf’s actual address on Craigslist aint too smart

LAWL WHUPS, thought you were talkin bout the whole thread I’d take my neg back but I can’t… :shake:

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

I said we posted the apartment complex she stays in, not her address. Keep the neg, you more than earned it.

[FreddyL0c0]

so no reason to get scared my friend

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

Why am I entertaining you?

Not literally scared you tosser, scared as in “oh shit these people really came to the apartment complex” scared. Jesus Christ.

[darthJones]

Here’s a good one -

Ninja Hauler

[Ne0phyte]

Heh, I came across this a while ago while searching for a dog: http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/1153/pitbulladqr1.jpg

[Will_Gotti]

Me and this girl made a fake sex ad for craigslist one weekend, and we set the number to her house phone.

Within minutes . .15. . maybe 20 . .her shit started ringing off the hook. Voicemails. .the whole 9.

Then I started getting scared because the people calling leaving messages sounded like they were talking from inside the car, and she put her address as the apartment complex she stayed in. Lol. Fun times.

Fun times? How about stupid as hell times. I don’t think anyone on this site will ever understand your deranged logic that you say is so simple. Simply stupid. @your dumbass. No I’m not following you, I just can’t read a thread w/o running across your ignorant posts.

[darthJones]

Here’s a good one -

Ninja Hauler

Some douche flagged it. Luckily, I was able to find a copy of it somewhere -

NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County)

Reply to: sale-926508578@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST

OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of car you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It’s saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There’s a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There’s only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.

Pictures from the ad

[TheSix]

Revived for the LULZ.