hahahaha my eyes are watering up and im laughing so hard I can’t breathe. Seriously WTF:rofl:
OH MY GOD
I was in tears from laughing so hard.
battle asses is god-tier too…I didnt bother reading before because it was too long but its well worth ANYONE’S time…
that guy has some serious story telling skills!
i wish i knew the author so i could read up more of his material.
Tuba Fart!
No words… no words…:shake:
:amazed: Oh man, get on that
Thanks for this. I started dying in the middle of class readingt this shit lol
yup the best one and the stripper rant and that 16 year old kid or whatever flipping up a chick’s skirt in the supermarket, etc.
OMFG!!! haha… that just brightened my day haha
I personally thought that guy was an idiot because even with a vasectomyyou can still get a girl pregnant. The possibility is just much lower.
no doubt
steve martin in cheaper by the dozen got his broad pregnant because he didn’t wait 2 weeks to get all the old sperm out of him before fucking her bareback
A coworker had to get it done twice because it reconnected on it’s own. You can’t stop sperm when they set their mind to some shit.
That much is true, but that wouldn’t explain her reaction when he told her the truth (not to mention he’d been using condoms the entire time during their relationship). Her plan to trap him was pretty much revealed when she started crying; she knew her plan had failed. Bitch was cheating on him and got caught.
best way to avoid pregnancy is to just use a laptop on your lap
it lowered my sperm count dramatically in a short period
yeah, but unfortunately, parts of the site are blocked (namely the sex parts) here at work.
so…i can no longer peruse the daily prostitute lists anymore…
sigh
Sadly this seems to be true. My poor balls. ;_;
Best way to avoid pregnancy is to wear anime shirts in public.