Pertho
3036
Honestly, outside of dreaming up the chemical structure for the medicine that cures this, putting it on a board and giving it away for free, I don’t see wtf he can actually say that makes anybody in the middle vote for him.
Conservative outlets are already defending his tweets of Chloroquine while excusing him from any negative side effects of it. Great, you’re essentially saying that neither you nor Trump understand the weight of the President of the United States saying anything. He can say something to make the markets feel better but it doesn’t count when it causes panic in people.
I have no good hyperbole or analogies to add to this.
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Pertho
3038
Governor is sure gonna stick it to Auburn.
ROLL TIDE!
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HD-Man
3039
Goddammit, Gov Ivey making this short worse & worse for us. Bitch worried bout her pockets
And ill take my lack of smell & taste as a small blessing, I could be coughing my lungs out on congested to hell and back
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Pertho
3040
Keep your phone handy. Not saying you have it, but dont be afraid ro call a doctor or go to the hospital if things worsen for you.
People kept comparing this to the fly while ignoring that the flu still kills regular people.
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Been a vegetarian for 7 years, I got that shit on lock 
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Pertho
3042
Nobody cares about your meme diet.
But good on you not doing like China and eating Coughmadillos.
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When I went to China I wasn’t “meme dieting” and ate some weeeiiiird shit. Mostly bugs and funky fish. But the food and meat markets over there are fucking wild. If you find the right markets, dudes will sell you a trash bag of crickets or an eel out of a kiddie pool.
But, I’ll chill on the non-corona shit to keep this thread on topic, don’t mod on me too hard
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ok, as vegetarian i get why you wouldn’t want to eat crickets, but they are a good source of protein, magnesium, and amino acids for meat eaters.
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CDB2
3045
Praying for fellow SRKs in Alabama and for the people there.
You guys caught a major case of dumbass in office!!
Anyways, I gave my resignation to my job. It went well and since I had almost a decade of experience with the company, they stated that the door will always be open for me.
And learned that I will collect a bonus $300 on the next paycheck for working during this!
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“Weird” food is only relevant to one’s culture. Eating animals because of mysticism like it’ll make your penis harder is terrible though, as someone who is critical of certain aspects of my own race’s culture. I’m hoping wet markets remain closed forever in China because they’ve proven to be too dangerous and cruel.
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maxx
3048
My hair dresser who does my dreadlocks just texted me to see if I was still coming In.im like bitch… How are you still open?
She’s sneaking customers in through the backdoor and wiping the seat down after. I’m like I’m gonna wait it out.
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Some of these states are just determined to murder their own people. Good lord.
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The South is just asking for it.
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The South shall rise again, reanimated by the inevitable zombie virus follow-up plague.
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CDB2
3053
Welp South Carolina, about to hold an “L”!!
Trump sentencing Michigan to death just like New York. He going out of his way to be as useless as possible
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