I do.
I don’t.
Wow, the starters were terrible tonight…15/60 from the floor? While the bench was 29/45?
Fuck you, bench! Beating up on scrubs while we do the heavy lifting night in and night out, and you still have the gall to call us out.
Man I put up 18 boards and 5 blocks! Don’t you dare put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Check the disparity between the quality of the starters and the bench for the other team.
http://www.courtrivals.com/showTeamStats.php?tid=6807
Their starters had an average rating of 479 and their bench averaged 314!
God, I hate you all so much! Losing brings out the worst in us. Now there is this rift between our starters and our bench…
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR TEAM!?!
Well, yeah, that’ll make a difference.
Deadbeat captain is the biggest weakness we’re dealing with right now.
shall we defect and make a new team?..
doesn’t that mean we have to start in the playground league again? that kinda sucks.
maybe we should join srk? how many of their players are still active?
LOL SRK2 is falling apart.
just one player really
damn yo we shot terrible last game =/
I need a chemistry partner for my PG Volg. I’m mainly focusing on passing and ball handling.
Agreed. MUTINY.
Yeah Devoy either needs to play, or leave the team. You can’t be on this team with your real life, we need big time virtual basketball players here. We need a squad full of hungry peeps who are full of E-HOOPDREAMS.
I believe it’s time to change up our lineups. Warp, we’re starters NOW BABY!!!
Should we think about forming a new team? If we do, what should we name it? The No House?
I t hink the starting unit is just cursed.
With Doucet and Up, we still lost 9-17, then the bench came in and went for a 23-5 run.
SECOND UNIT KILLAHZ.
No, they probably don’t understand the sim. Read the faq and understand how the stats interact. Some stats take away from others even before you apply the sliders and sliders add to the effect. You can fuck your whole team up if you’re not careful about your settings. I’m finally learning the art to it.
The team is clicking now.
We’re an actual starting lineup now. Luscious is getting his point forward on. Andy is shooting dat rock, Jesus is leading the way, Mahone is pounding dat ass on the inside, and Linton is gettin dem boards and dunking that shit.
Ginko Biloba is scorching hot tonight. 7 threes and counting.
Looks like spending those extra points on leadership really helped out.
hey vslash, use this as our banner
Live from SRKsports Studios:
Last night SRK2 7’2 Forward, Stretch Marks talked to us before the game about his recent demotion to the bench in favour of SECOND UNIT KILLAH - Lucious Doucet. Marks came into the game averaging 3.4PPG, 7.4RPG and 1.0BPG over his last five games. When asked about his struggling play he responded by simply saying “It’s frustrating.” That was before the game.
Stretch Marks finished with 17 Points on 7-11FGM-A, 7 Rebounds, 6 Blocks, 1 Steal and no turnovers. After the game we caught up with Marks to talk about the game. We asked him if there was anything that particularly motivated him tonight to snap his bad play. He reached into his locker, pulled out his new iPhone and showed us this clip of the drill he used to get his mind and body back to it’s MAXIMUM ELASTICITY. Take a look.
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today is a big game
rematch srk vs srk2!
lol Stretch Marks.
Luscious Doucet isn’t the second unit killah, that is simply the name of our bench. Which Stretch Marks proudly represented. So did ironically Devoy. Damn you Devoy.
We’s GONNA GET YOU SRK1.