Dunkins only took 8 shots for some reason, everyone on our team hogging shots.
Damn. I got the worst draft email ever.
That shit was like a Nigerian money scheme. “GREETINGS!”
Dr. J has to come off the bench. He is the leading scorer of our 2nd unit. Spidey let the new guy in the starting lineup. I think its better that way.
Damn I wish I kept my offer email.
GG SRK2 a lot closer then last time.
Damn Stockton was on fire (20 PTS, 4 REB, 7 AST, 5 STL, 1 BLK). He was on Ultimate Warrior mode.
Yeah you’re doing a good job. You made a mistake against Newcastle Knights. You decreased shooting when you should’ve decreased three point shot(Curry) and dunking(Griffin)(Bench).
i put Anthony Acosta as our 5th starter. Let me know if you guys want someone else.
Galactic. I changed my chemistry partner to you so let’s get dat level 2!
From SRKsports Studios: Caught up with Stretch Marks after the game.
“Fucking SRK.” “Atleast this game was alot closer than the other one.” “5 points is how much they beat us by and that’s how many more points they scored in the 4th quarter.” “Stretch Marks needs to catch that scoring touch and things like this will no longer happen.”(referring to himself in the third person)
Stretch Marks’ agent has declined comment at this time…
that sucked tonight
We got FT’d and defense’d to death tonight.
Their guard was 20 from 20 from the charity stripe. There is nothing I can do in the skills to stop that. We have to play them again tomorrow.
I our offensive players will have to begin leveling up FT’s and I’ll jack up leadership to help the bench too.
Yeah we definitely not ready for pro teams yet 
Thurst you need to put your slider to shoot more since you’re built as a shooter.
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcq66hsh_1fj5kjcc6 Read this to get to know more about this game.
http://www.courtrivals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=67526
For those who don’t know about this, they have some useful scripts here. I got the player of the game, team page update, and court rivals player page update.
Player page update is useful since it shows the real value of your stats after skill points/sliders/chem are thrown in. Turns out I’m wasting points on speed since crashing the boards just robs all of it. I knew it did take speed away but didn’t think it would take so much.
…how did you not know? The Gospel explains that already.
Thanks for the link bro. That’s a lot of info I did not know about.
You aren’t wasting speed, it’s just going directly into rebounding.
When you put your slider to 100 percent, you are sliding 100 percent of one stat into another.
So if you have 50 speed and 50 rebounding and put your slider to 100 % crash the board, you will end up with 100 rebounding.
That is why I leveled up dunking and passing even though I am supposed to be the benches main scorer. So the dunking and passing could slide into my shooting and free throws.
God dammit, I just learned that triple threat STACKS on top of your first three sharpshooters. So it would have been 117 x 5.5 x 1.25 x 2 = 1608.
God dammit, I could have had two triple threats.
I’ve fucked my skill points all up this year. Next year we need to use all this information and win like heroes.
Just gonna spam shooting like crazy.
I can also get my friend who play fantasy basketball with us to be our new 3p shooting guard.
QE - FATAL, do triple threat with your next skill points. Next year we are going to fuck everyone up.
Oh shit, I’m going to go Total Coverage then for my next skill point.
TT it is
WHICH MAKES NO SENSE. Everytime I see you attempt math I realize why I started my own team. I’d like to say this is the beer talking, but it probably isn’t. I HATE YOU AND YOUR IGNORANCE!!!
Inorite.
All of these mistakes will just end up helping us next year. You’ll be grabbing crazy ball boards.
Next year we should focus on getting level 3 chems while leveling our dudes in preparation for the stat roll back this year.
Shooting, free throws, and leadership for me.
I want to help you.
:sad:
The stats slide into one another. That is why they are called sliders. :sad::looney:
QE - We all need to help each other, even though we are all SRK team rivals.