In for 9000. Thanks ;).
You must have one hell of a screening process to be able to make that statement.
crown skinless skin ftw
Do what I did; date a nurse. You know they’re clean.
Shit, saran wrap and a twist tie work just fine and are free from the pantry.
testing and birth control FTMFW.
plan b pill>> all
but shit is to much money 50 bucks for it 
I feel ya… why hasn’t a mod come and owned the shit out of this thread?
Hot hot hot!!
Also note this flowchart for the typical nursing student:
heavily overworked --> very stressed --> desperate for a good time --> likely to put out, and happily
Stereotypes ftw. (Oh by the way they’re all catty)
This rhymed and that’s cool.
Or marry a doctor, like me!
plan b FTW.
I wouldn’t trust discounted comdoms :S
I’m letting all of you get your kicks in. Since you want me to close it, closed. Fuck condoms, man up to that pussy.
You have to wait a few more months to post in here, read the rules. Next time it’s an infraction.