Chinese father drags son naked through streets after teenager breaks computer ban

Carpet_Lint · 2011-05-11T20:09:02.000Z

Rhio2k:

Dude’s lucky he didn’t get that boy raped…you know they’re damn near desperately short on women, and you’re just gonna dangle some booty in front of a bunch of quite possibly jailhouse gay dudes? Bad judgement. Police didn’t interfere…wonder why?

Officer 1:…nnnnice.
Officer 2: Yeah…kid’s got dat ass…

This is a good point.

At least there are no lions in China for people to sexually obsess over, thank God.

There are tigers though, unfortunately.

Starhammer · 2011-05-11T20:51:29.000Z

I says ouch!! The dragon is no longer hidden eh? Quite the extreme punishment, but this is the same country that has a teacher who can rip the skin off a kid’s face. The ironic part? You KNOW vids of this kid’s junk is gonna be on some Youtube like website.

-Starhammer-

Sexperienced · 2011-05-11T20:51:33.000Z

white_shadow:

I mean how many times have we all disobeyed our parents outright to go hang out in an arcade and play fighters or sneaked our Gameboy to play Pokemon or something? This kid was essentially doing the same thing. I don’t see how this kid is horrible because of that.

Did you not read the part where it said he stole money from his father to go to the internet cafe.

goodm0urning · 2011-05-11T21:05:59.000Z

Did he steal real money or “a few bucks for a soda and a cheeseburger” money?

Please try to feel as little misdirected rage as possible when forming your answer.

Pablo_the_Mex · 2011-05-11T21:12:02.000Z

That kid was fishjie 20 years ago, but with a smaller penis.

Kromo · 2011-05-11T21:27:38.000Z

mmm yeah…I can see it now…a small asian boy, face full of tears, forcefully being dragged by his big, burly father by his slender ankles…being forced spread eagle… “Daddy…no…not like this…they’ll see us” but he doesn’t care. All he can feel is his burning passion and the gaze of strangers on the growing boy’s manhood. uuuuoooahhggg…
I wish more parents were like this. We need to bring back public spanking…pants down, red bottomed discipline for all kinds of naughty boys and girls…

odin · 2011-05-11T21:31:32.000Z

Kromo:

mmm yeah…I can see it now…a small asian boy, face full of tears, forcefully being dragged by his big, burly father by his slender ankles…being forced spread eagle… “Daddy…no…not like this…they’ll see us” but he doesn’t care. All he can feel is his burning passion and the gaze of strangers on the growing boy’s manhood. uuuuoooahhggg…
I wish more parents were like this. We need to bring back public spanking…pants down, red bottomed discipline for all kinds of naughty boys and girls…

The father was asian… And NOT Bolo Yeung.

Sexperienced · 2011-05-12T18:05:51.000Z

goodm0urning:

Did he steal real money or “a few bucks for a soda and a cheeseburger” money?

Please try to feel as little misdirected rage as possible when forming your answer.

Did you not read the article? He stole money to go to the internet cafe when he’s father told him not to, he was also skipping school.

FiveTwelve · 2011-05-13T00:00:47.000Z

Sean's Apprentice:

Yea that sounds about right. There was this chick back in my high school named Ashleigh. One of the most ghetto females I knew and also she slef-proclaimed that. She was missing for half a year; only to found out that she get knocked up. Most definitely a “Butdaface” , cause everything looked good but the face lol.

I think you mean “Butterface.”

Hecatomb · 2011-05-13T00:03:00.000Z

I bet his son learned something

fishjie · 2011-05-13T01:08:35.000Z

Pablo_the_Mex:

That kid was fishjie 20 years ago, but with a smaller penis.

you just mad cuz i pay your family below minimum wage to mow my lawn and make my burritos

odin · 2011-05-13T01:19:01.000Z

fishjie:

you just mad cuz i pay your family below minimum wage to mow my lawn and make my burritos

Oh shit, now you’re gonna get a ban… Oh wait this isn’t the KOF forums. Carry on.

NegroNinja · 2011-05-13T01:20:35.000Z

Son will stab father in his sleep, nothing positive came from this. Except the lulz

Either that or become a prostitute.

Damn posting at work sucks

fishjie · 2011-05-13T01:29:23.000Z

yeah the chinese parenting style just takes it to the other extreme, its just as dumb as the hippy tree hugging liberal style of rewarding kids for being douchetards.

gotta strike a happy medium

Inverse · 2011-05-25T02:23:51.000Z

ITT: People completely okay with forced public exposure of a child by an adult.

omfg · 2011-05-25T02:29:27.000Z

spare the (metaphorical) rod, spoil the child. spare the mercy, create a merciless monster.

SplitAtoms · 2011-05-25T02:31:13.000Z

Lesson learned I bet…

Killer_Jigglypuff · 2011-05-25T02:39:09.000Z

As much as enjoy the thought of children actually getting punished when they do something wrong (what a concept) this is a bit too far.

platinum_pinoy · 2011-05-25T03:02:30.000Z

thurst:

gotta love stories with happy endings.

lol. I do love SRK and their puns.

maxx · 2011-05-25T07:46:14.000Z

lol thats a lil harsh. damn chinese people are on a whole different level of punishment…black and hispanics are all about physical punishment but asians…mental trench warfare for kids.