Casa De Bayo - Bayonetta 2

Ya’ll better start practicin, gonna stick my high heel up ya’lls butt holes :coffee:

You rusty noobs. I still play this shit like every other day. I’m going to quick match and be sitting back making halo milk shakes with your halos, while you mash harder on normal mode to try to get your “money” back up. haha

I cant believe it drops in october. Thats so close, and perfect weather for some bayonetta. Can just open the windows, let the fresh air in, and the ass whoopins commence in 1p mode, and in quick match. I’m looking for 2 co-op the most though. In my head im thinking some street fighter alpha 1 shit, ryu and ken vs bison, and people just finding outlandishly creative ways to style on enemies and or break the game. lol

Let’s predict how shitty the sales for Bayonetta 2 will be?

We all know that VGChartz isn’t exactly reliable, but it’s usually our best source, so here’s sales numbers for Bayonetta:

PS3: 1.13M
XBOX360: 0.89M

Now consider some WiiU exclusive third party games:

Wonderful 101: 0.20M
Lego City Undercover: 0.76M

With that in mind, my prediction for Bayonetta 2 after 3 months on VGChartz is 0.30M

Since I have no intention of buying a WiiU just for one title, my only hope is to wait for an emulator to play the game in 3 or 4 years, if we’re lucky.

Goood thing I been playing Bayonetta daily recently, getting my Umbran skills up and working on comboing. Yeah this co op shit bout to be nice. Also didn’t they say Jeanne won’t be playable? The little black dude seems hella cool but I wanna use Jeanne in co op :slight_smile:

Those news of online modes will expose me as the fraud that i am :shake:

No kilgore glitch for you playa!

(Jk I’m sure we’ll find something broken and OP in Bayo 2)

Hugs everyone in the thread while yelling, “FUCK CAPCOM” for no good reason

YES!!!

I feel like I’m 12 years old waiting for Christmas to get here… I’m so happy today.

I will see you guys online, and we WILL rock shit together. I can’t wait…

That Peach costume, doe…

Go away

No one cares about your bullshit predictions. Kindly step the fuck out of this thread. Thanks.

I never played Bayonetta, and it seems like I missed out based on the way everyone is super hype for the sequel. I’ll admit I was a little on the fence about getting it since I haven’t played part 1, but since it’s going to be a 2 for 1 package it’s a no-brainer. The game looks sick as fuck and I’ll be picking it up for sure. But you probably won’t want me on your online co-op team :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ll co-op with anyone :tup:

@chadouken! Its really good. Its actually my favorite game. If you like DMC you will like Bayo they are similar but very different to me. Since Bayo revolves around a dodge mechanic, and DMC focuses more on being a jackass to opponents lol

First off, just because I like to drop knowledge instead of letting ignorance spread, I am going to have to inform you both Wonderful 101 and Lego City Undercover, are not 3rd party games, they are Nintendo produced game worked on by an external developer. Nintendo fronted the bill and did all the advertisement for both of those games.

Secondly, shut the flock up with all your sales doom predictions and shit, stop being jealous and enjoy what you have on other systems since you obviously don’t really give a shit about Bayonetta if you let a thing like console brand keep you from playing the sequel with a free copy of the original thrown in. Must folk know it isn’t going to do the same numbers as the latest Assassin Creed, even if it was on 360/ONE or PS3/PS4, the important thing here is that it is being released and it looks good.

Third, completely off topic but mofos ARE NOT playing defense in this first half of Game 3 of the NBA finals, 71 points to 50 at halftime!

You mad?! Jeez… sorry to burst your bubble, guys…

I love Bayonetta, still have the original game here (and I usually sell/trade used games), I’m just sad that only Nintendo was willing to fund the game and now it will sell worse than the original and I don’t want to spend what’s roughly equivalent to 800 USD here on a console just to play one game and then have to sell this console (now as used) because there’s nothing else in it that I’m interested…

Don’t let my pessimism ruin this perfect topic and keep suckin each other’s dick while praising what a wonderful thing this whole thing is… who cares about sales and market anyway

Kids these days…

Sucks for you…but don’t come here ruining it for everyone else who wants to play this game.

If it does good…good.
If it does bad…oh well.

For me…Bayonetta 2 only sweetens the deal in getting a Wii U.
I already have at least 4 games I plan to play on the Wii U.

My list of games I want for Wii u only grew after E3

@atirador is the equivalent of me going onto Smashboards and telling them to use items…

Stahp it.

dunno if this is new footage or not but it’s from the show floor and it’s off screen

You guys to do realize that ever retail copy of Bayonetta 2 comes with Bayonetta 1 included right?

yes.