Calgary Thread 2015

Somebody bout to get dropkicked
Somebody gon get they wig split

so anyone thinking of heading to dickens a bit earlier tomorrow? first one is on me.

I would pay a lot of money for a new Bushido Blade.

I will probably be heading down to Dickens around 4-5

Also, can you imagine having to apply and be interviewed to join a group people to play fucking video games?

Spoiler

https://i.imgur.com/LJ4UgeR.jpg

^^ lol that cant be real. although i guess i wouldnt be surprised.

reminds me of a mcdonalds i was in somewhere a while ago, the play area had a old CRT tv and a gamecube and stuck to the TV there was a note that said "these characters are banned, samus, link, fox.

thought that was pretty funny

jeez did a 12 yo write that… the spelling alone… then the last 3 rules. k guis smash barr paushe the game and lets rps.

Well if they stop at 9pm on a Friday I assume that’s when their moms have to pick them up ;).

Sounds like they’re applying guild mentality from an MMO or something to real life.

Edit: My favourite part is how Dedede is banned. A mid tier who is only that high because of his chain grab. Which they also banned.

getting into high end game guilds in EverQuest back in the day had retarded application processes like that, it was pretty comical
I think wow has that kind of thing too

perhaps these guys are just super uber pro and have actually found THE best way to play smash bros? the rest of the smash community know nothing!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8LbgvuCEAA0Mts.jpg:large

daves rules for SF4 club. failure to adhere to these rules will result in a ban from further play.

  • you cant pick the same character as each other. if this happens you will need to do rock paper scissors to decide who gets the first pick. the loser must pick random.
  • you cant throw more than once in a row. special throws can be used once per round because they are really good.
  • you are not allowed to jump over the opp and hit them from the wrong side. jump attacks are supposed to be done from the front and this is a bug.
  • zangief players are not allowed to use his ultra 1 because it does too much damage.
  • dhalsim, akuma, guile, seth, sagat and adon are all banned because they are cheap and easy to win with.
  • if you dizzy the opponent you must back away and let them recover. both players agree when to start fighting.
  • anyone who throws fireballs over and over again for no reason will be instabanned.

This is why niggaZ can’t take smash seriously. Inwoulda told these fagits to smd before I went n played somewhere else. Shit looks like a dictatorship.
“I wanna change chars guys, not having fun w this one anymore” "we voted and u can’t " smd nigga I do what I want! Or “u didn’t call us saying that u weren’t showing up, u out” "I’m sorry I never knew I was working for u part time"
These dudes need to get real

Edit: also the whole " u can play for 3 sessions" rule is retarded af. I want to play not watch u guys play for 12 hours

When did SMD and EMD become acronyms? Am I so old?

Around the time you got your first set of dentures, gramps.

those smash guys can punchually smd

Ok should be at dickens for 4:30-4:45

I’m bringing Xrd so I hope you babies like anime

Edit : had to grab an extra monitor should be there for 530

Edit : guess that will teach me not to bother bringing extra equipment for no one to play on.

Smd is a prince only acronym. Enjoy niggaz!

effin crazy. releasing genetically modified mosquitos???

It’s apparently to combat a virus.

i heard that if you get bitten by one of those genetically modified mosquitos, you’ll turn into a zombie.