Why is this news? I seen this a while back, posted the ladys pic and everything. Very unnecessary.
Doesn’t really suprise me. A pre-exsisting medical condition can cause this to happen to a guy also.
By the way, did you guys know that if you push to hard on the toilet you could get a brain aneurysm!:wtf:
^I’ll keep that in mind, then. I’m usually straining Super Saiyan hard when I’m constipated.
us steeltown boys have such fucked up knowledge…must be something in the water
i read somewhere about a Boxer who sneezed between rounds and his eye popped out
I don;t even know what to say to this man…is it supposed to be funny or…?
That’s you. If she fucked with me, she would die from internal injuries after getting impaled by my penis.
Naw playa, you got to keep the bitches cumming back for more. I want them to be looking for me in the daytime with a flashlight. 
just another reason to tell your woman why she should appreciate the real thing
It’s funny that you say that because this [media=youtube]QoXY4Fefg0s"[/media] basically sums it up.
I remember going into a sex shop with some friends up north and finding what appeared to some sort of sexual pogo stick device that looked hilariously dangerous. When I first saw this thread I was sure that contraption had claimed it’s first victim.
She went out like David Carradine. It must be pretty epic to have a release of fluids like that, then have a massive release of your soul a split second later.
starts a slow clap
:clapdos:
It’s ok man, you ain’t gotta front. Just be proud and rep your small dick self. Me? I be killing bitches left and right and I don’t give a fuck. Tear that pussy up then I’m on to the next one.
that’s one heck of a nanny. i’ll bet she’s helped raise little Willies all over the world.
jumps into shark tank covered in animal blood
Man, I personally hope I don’t go out like that. With my luck my mom would be the one to discover my body during one of her surprise visits. :wasted:
lol~
She chose the lesser of two evils.
smart cat
So that’s what happens when a woman has a REAL orgasm! LOL. . . .
when I was young, I had a babysitter that used to bring He-Man toys to play with.
Now, I realize I would have preferered a cute blond chick with a sexy british accent, that would masturbate to porn for me with deadly dildo’s.