Breaking Bad

I have a friend who was unable to watch during the first airing, so she asked me to send her spoilers. I ended up telling her all kinds of ludicrous shit… like Hank was still alive, Lydia is secretly an S&M freak, Walt gets away in a makeshift dune buggy, other dumb shit. It’s how I kept myself occupied during the commercials.

Finale was… satisfying. I think that’s the best compliment it can receive and it’s the best compliment I can give it. A fine capstone to this great work.

I was quite surprised about Gretchen and Elliot’s fate. As it was actually unfolding, my expectation–that Walt was just after revenge–started to seem a little ludicrous, so I’m glad it panned out differently. Still… Walt was downright terrifying in that scene.

Not to blow my own horn, but I think there was something to my earlier musing that this is finally Walt without any illusions about himself or what he does. Then he says it plainly, that he was doing it for his own sake all along. It could have been too on-the-nose for him to just come right out and say it, and I can’t think of a good reason why it wasn’t, but it just didn’t feel that way. It seemed right. And it appears that no matter what his motivation was, he did at least try to make good on his promise toward his family. That, plus the situation with Jesse, is the best redemption he could hope for after the life he led.

Your friend is cute and her pics are awesome. It’s weird to see Cranston with the bald head and goatee not looking like a supervillain.

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The wording of the Marie question is key, because it specifies the first time that her problem came to a head.

I thought it was a butter knife… which is even funnier.

Anyway… good show. It’s been a pleasure sailing on this ship with you gentlemen.

Now, I shall return to other threads where I shall mock you all and imply that your sexuality is not what you say it is.

He’ll get that proper goodbye at age 18, it starts with 9.5 and ends with million.

I’m satisfied with the finale. What a ride. I’ll see you guys around.

How A Teenage Cancer Patient Changed The Ending Of 'Breaking Bad’
http://www.forbes.com/sites/allenstjohn/2013/09/27/how-a-teenage-cancer-patient-changed-the-ending-of-breaking-bad/

Great read if you haven’t read/heard it already.

Her name is Carol Seleme, no thanks needed.

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In Vince Gilligan’s words, the exact reverse opposite of what we expected happened.

In all honesty the finale kind of played out like a lot of people predicted. And ultimately there’s nothing wrong with that. It wasn’t as heartracing and impactful as Ozymandias (but then again, nothing is), but it was a fantastic coda to the show.

The best part of the episode was

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when Walt said “I did it for me. I liked it. I was really good at it. And I was really…I was alive.”

good finale.

Yet I feel, under whelmed…

I don’t know how to feel any more

It had the perfect, almost predictable moral ending.

It ended as it should, but perhaps not quite how I personally wanted it to. I guess with the empire building I wanted to see some ruling but this was never The Godfather.

previous episode was better

there was not enough overall guilt built up for his former colleagues for that scene that they give walt jr his last bit of money to even fucking matter. i guess i can assume that they are huge pussies afraid of a legit threat from walt, regardless of the inevitable reality of it that will come out through the deaths in the news and jesses inevitable capture and snitching. there is reason to believe that their characters would just do it, and chop it up as a loss, but the build up still was mediocre, if not, not even there, and the execution was meh. a ten million dollar trust fund out of the blue is nothing short of retarded, and aint no one seeing that money at all, or at the very least any time soon, and it would put their company on lock down in general too by the government.

it just felt like the episode before the ending. although you do feel bad for hanks death though at the end of it all. i never liked hank, but damn. smh. the ricin move was slick. the gun move was slick, although unbelievable that whatever shitty radioshack device he created could handle that gun. lol.

id say it did enough to end it for the fans without a doubt. for naysayers like me, it was a mediocre ending, but it woulda been a great episode a long time ago. i just didnt feel the impact of all the shit that happened the past few episodes. it went from holy fuck they shot jesses ex in the back of the head, wtf is going on, to whatever this series finale was.

good riddance. the show was for drama queens, people who love to reach into the depths of space in plot to try and explain the stupidity and plot holes, and retards who watch honey boo boo. it had potential, and it displayed it a lot throughout its time, but not enough for me to be like oh yeah, now thats well written tv.

im critical of the show because it sold us on intellect and stopped delivering pretty quickly. the show was suppose to be, what happens when a desperate man this smart, does something this stupid. then it ended up being stupid shit after dumb shit over time, when i was really looking for some john travolta, swordfish, bad guy wins, these are the harsh realities of life, hold that L on ya chest type of tv.

like a random wound was the end of walt. too weak. kamikaze nonsense was the end of walt, as he hoped he didnt get exposed for hiring two meth heads as pretend assassins and his family would get the money, jesse would not be caught and snitch (impossible. he has no resources or money. hes getting caught), and that he would actually have access to his keys (with no redundancies) for his plan to go through. loooooooooool wut

extremely satisfying (borderline perfect) end to the show. walt is the prep time master.

@jimmy1200: I’ll say it to you before anybody else does; Nigga, shut the fuck up and GTFO. Kthanxbye

Dude tried to sound like he had an epiphany, but sounded like those dumb people who say shit they don’t understand is stupid

jimmy only said that so he could finally be relevant, he got his wish. His 15 seconds of fame are up, now we can all move along

you dont get EVERYTHING. walt deserved worse like JR getting killed because of him or something. yes I am serious.

either way perfect ending for the perfect show.

I’m satisfied

Just once more…

Problems with Dexter (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON 8):

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-Why do I give a fuck about who’s Sergeant?
-Why do I give a fuck about Quinn and Jamie?
-Wait a minute: Deb and Dex ran their car into a lake and NOBODY besides Vogel finds out about it?
-So, Deb’s just cool with Dex killing now? “The family that kills together?” Ugh.
-OMFG, not Hannah.
-Hannah wanted Dex’s help killing her husband, so she drugged him and his sister?
-Hannah’s billionaire husband can’t afford a dye job for her at least?
-Why even get Dex to kill your husband if you’re going to do it yourself?
-I don’t know what it is about Deb’s vagina, but Elway clearly got caught in that Poison Ivy mist.
-So Dex is in love with Hannah again. How stupid.
-So Dex is going to teach the code to someone who killed an innocent. How stupid.
-So Hannah and Deb are OK now. How stupid.
-So Deb trusts Hannah around Harrison now. How stupid.
-Cassie’s dead. I HAD NO IDEA THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
-I must say, Zach, I’m starting to like- oh, he’s dead.
-So, this Saxon dude is the killer. And Vogel’s long lost son. Why don’t we bring Darth Vader into this cliche pile while we’re at it?
-Did you really get a facial match off of aging software? Really Dex?
-Argentina? Dex is going to pick up Harrison and move to Argentina? Dex doesn’t even seem to know that much Spanish. Why not the Carribean or some shit? You technically have two other children who care about you, asshole.
-Yes, Dex, a crime scene is a PERFECT place to tell Batista you’re quitting.
-Wow, Harrison grew for 1/2 a second after that treadmil falll, huh?
-WHY are you taking Harrison to the hopsital for that little scratch?
-Hanna’s wanted in Miami. She can’t get a dye job at least?
-Why, hospital lady, did you wait about 4 hours to call in about Hannah?
-Vogel’s dead. I HAD NO IDEA THAT WOULD HAPPEN. Who would know inviting a remorseless killer that doesn’t trust you to your house would result in tragedy?
-Dex, you’re right in front of a big window in an almost neon blue shirt. Saxon can see you. WE CAN ALL SEE YOU.
-So, Deb’s not cool with Dex leaving. One speech from Quinn, though, and all is OK. Urgh… alright.
-So, Deb’s in love with Quinn again. Oh, FUCK YOU, with your sobby piano. Wet concert and shit.
-So, this whole thing with Masuka’s daughter goes… nowhere. Hmm. Those titties weren’t even that good.
-Where’s that black chick who made Sergeant?
-Dex can just reverse spyware like that? He could be working for Microsoft.
-WAIT A MINUTE. So, Dex has had murderous urges since childhood, but all he needed was the love of a woman? A serial killing woman who could poison either him or Harrison any minute? Rita should have been stacking bodies then.
-So, Dex isn’t going to kill someone who threatened his family, knows about his serial killing and can tell police about his serial killing? Just one more for the road? I feel like this show is just raping my time.
-BYE, GHOST DAD!
-Seriously, Dex? You’re just going to leave your knives right there?
-Seriously, Marshal dude?! You’re not going to move the knives before unchaining the dude? And how’d you not see dude was wanted?
-Seriously, Deb?! You should have shot first, with no questions.
-Sure, Dex. Call in a bomb threat at the airport. That won’t stop your main goal of flying out of the country at all.
-So, Saxon’s evaded capture for decades and faked his death. He wants to kill Deb at the hospital full of cops. Why do that, as he’s already wanted? WHO KNOWS? What’s his brilliant plan to do that? Send in a guy coughing blood. Surely, the 50 or so people will be so focused on that guy that he can just slip on by.
-Saxon’s dead. From a pen. Hmm. I’m so glad we saved him until the last season. Aren’t you?
-Quinn suspected dexter in season 5; sent robocop after him. Robocop died. Seeing Dex dispatch Saxon so easily brings up NO suspicions at all?
-So, Hannah just M99’s Elway on that bus in front of all those people. No one sees her do it. Bye Elway! You were almost a pathetic pussy-whipped character!
-A blood clot and a coma? That’s how Deb dies?
-Random people can just unplug someone from life support and take them wherever they want?
-Yeah, just dump Deb in the same place as you dumped all the murderers from your past. That hero cop funeral from getting shot in the line of duty is for pussies.
-Wait a minute, Dex: you just figured out that you don’t need to kill any more because of Hannah’s pussy. Deb lost her life because of that. And NOW you’re a danger to everyone?
-You CG people suck at hurricanes.
-So Hannah sees (through Argentenian Wi-Fi) that Dexter is dead, and knows she will have Harrison for a while. ONE TEAR.
-Yeah, “Argentina” is in the Matrix, because I can tell 2003 CG graphics when I see them.
-Dexter’s a fucking lumberjack now?! WHAT.THE.FUCK?! Did the hurricane even destroy the boat, or was that just the sacrifice from him channeling his Bark Passenger?[/details]

That’s off the top of my head. I know I didn’t catch it all.

Problems with Breaking Bad:

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-So I guess nobody’s ever going to tell Huell it’s safe, huh? Dude’s hungry by now. I know it.

I have never felt like a series came in full circle until I saw this. It was just the best possible way to end this series.

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the fate gretchen and eliot was the right thing to do. I wanted walt to really mentally fuck them but its acceptable. The final confrontation with walt and jesse was great. Short and simple yet powerful. The way walt saved jesse and went out in his own happy place was the series ending in full circle. But when walt pushed that button and the m60 popped out…I was shocked

Mike warned Walt about Lydia, so my prediction about walt killing her using the ricin was correct, I was wrong with the fact he meets her first, then killing the aryans second

Man you dexter watchers are really making me not want to watch that show lol

Huell probably just went outside to get a dayam cheezeburger

he doesn’t give a fuck :coffee: