See, that’s EXACTLY why I don’t have a woman right now!
You guys are hilarious!
Had to happen eventually. Boondocks tiers.
God Tier
Shin Stinkmeaner
This should be obvious. Shin Stinkmeaner’s capabilities are the most overblown throughout the series. He singlehandedly defeated a small army of Hell’s demons, and his power was so immense, he called Satan a bitch ass nigga and got away with it. While possessing a mortal body he pushes it to its absolute limit, making even the weakest character in the series, Tom DuBois, an unfathomable opponent. His only vulnerability is that he is weakened by moments of solidarity and peace, but fortunately these are few and far between in the world of Boondocks.
Top Tier
Luna
*Holy hell, this bitch is crazy. She’s lightning fast, able to whip her arms with the same speed as KOF’s Yamazaki, or even Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure’s Dio (MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA). Beyond that, her strength is absurd, able to pierce through a man’s chest and rip out his heart. She fought in the Kumite and presumably placed high in the tournament. Luna is capable of killing characters who approach Top Tier rank in even fighting games. However, she may prove to have a weakness for men.
*Bushido Brown
Oprah’s bodyguard, he was able to defeat a small group of armed Texas Rangers with only his katana. His skills are impressive enough for him to enter the Kumite, and is agile enough to counter most strikes. He was nearly beaten by Huey, so they must be on a comparable level.
Huey Freeman (w/ Black Power Fist)
*Huey himself is quick and unlike every other character listed has a strong array of aerial moves, resembling Kyo’s R.E.D. Kick and the Ansatsuken Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku. His short height gives Huey the advantage of being more difficult too attack, although his rushdown tendencies work against this. His Black Power Fist is an incredible weapon, allowing him to temporarily paralyze his opponents. The BPF hasn’t been seen in action lately, though.
*Mid Tier
Uncle Ruckus
*Ruckus has demonstrated an unlikely expertise in the art of nunchucku, and was apparently even able to defeat an unarmed Huey Freeman. The only reason Ruckus is ranked lower than Huey is because their fight is largely unseen, although we do know that Huey yielded to Ruckus for some reason in the end. Ruckus also seems to have a particular weakness to electricity, which Huey could have exploited had he had his Black Power Fist.
*Robert Freeman
*Robert’s ability with the belt is impeccable, able to use it as a whip to disable his opponents. He learned some basic fighting techniques from Huey last season, but has yet to demonstrate these to an extent beyond beating an old, blind man to death and then getting beaten by the spirit of said old, no longer blind man.
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Riley Freeman
*Riley seems to have some strength and is resourceful enough to use anything as a weapon, from chairs to frying pans to expensive vases. His main disadvantage is his lack of discipline and skill, and he tends to get overwhelmed in most fights he’s been in. -
Ass Tier
Tom DuBois
Tom gets his ass beat by hookers and Usher and has no anti-pussy. He is the ass tier we compare everyone to.
Huey Freeman= P-Kyo
Luna= C-Ken and A-Vega mixed together O_O
Stinkmeaner= Toki
Bushido Brown= K-Sagat
Uncle Ruckus= C-Blanka
Robert Freeman= C-Sagat
LMAO!!! :tup:
But you forgot The Wunclers, Gin Rummy, that crazy art teacher, Cairo, and of course Sweetest Taboo.
God Tier
Crazy Art Teacher
If he was programmed in a video game, he would be a happy little accident. There hasn’t been a Top-Tier treehugger since Tekken Tag, rareness incarnate. CAT’s soft demeanor is nothing more than an affront to guard crush unsuspecting aggressive souls without mercy, such as Riley and the police, even when pitted against the impossible chance of escape. Vandalism, resisting arrest, and unlawful use of a motorized vehicle while maintaining a sense of calmness, is an art in itself, and cannot be ignored.
Ed Wuncler Sr.
Money, money, yeah, yeah. This man puts the “Capital” in “V-Ism”, and V is for Victorious. Even during defeat he manages to win. Owns everything literally and figuratively. Cannot be selected by normal means, thanks to being a very, very, rich white man in a society of “Free-Men”. Just the thought that his sperm created the psychopath awesomeness that is Ed III is enough to make future generations his bitch. Ratio advantage given when age ain’t nothing but a number to him, as he has demonstrated his perfected raging demon to hapless prepubescent children. What can you say about someone who won’t hesitate to ally OR berate anyone if its for his own personal gain? Flawless victory.
Top Tier
Ed Wuncler III
Has survived two close-range shotgun blasts, is extremely techno-savvy, has military experience, and despite being a fucking idiot, still manages to keeps its gangsta. What’s not to like about that? Also has the Rich White Grandfather Konami Code Assist which could be considered broken due to the many instances of “cheese” wins. Only weaknesses are bitches and the occasional shitting on himself.
Cairo
Huey’s old best friend. While having the guts to befriend Huey only to betray him later for an inferior subordinate is enough to make him barely usable, he should be considered for high-level play, especially after delivering a magnificent “Finest K.O.” to Huey in the form of a headbutt. Possibly will be killed by Michael Caeser someday.
Mid Tier
Gin Rummy
Samuel L. Jackson if he was born white, complexion-wise, not financially of course (met that accomplishment already). That alone is enough to make him God-Tier, but let’s digress anyway. Provides the smarts in operations, exerts common sense through basic thinking, and proficient in many weapons. Teaming up with Ed III makes him a formidable opponent, but when rivaled against smarter opponents such as Huey and Grandad, understandably chokes. Also, technology owns him like indigestion after a Double Royale with cheese. Combine this with showing way too much love to Ed III - almost to the point of homosexuality - and it’s very difficult to rate him higher in tiers until he proves his effectiveness solo.
Booty Butt Cheeks Tier
Sweetest Taboo
Trained by the “Legendary Bitch Guru” A Pimp Named Slickback, she made Tom DuBois her personal training dummy. Due to it being a rare showing, however, is it not known how powerful she truly is. Of course, being a bitch isn’t a considered a proverbial gym of power, so maybe it WAS a rare showing, despite her tenaciousness from a verbal standpoint. So the question remains: is she money, or does she have A Pimp Named Slickback’s money?
:lol: Someone get LeSean to tell Aaron we need a Boondocks fighter with the quickness. I wouldn’t rate Cairo high at all though, even if he did get a lucky shot against Huey. He needs to be shot. 
You guys have me rolling good stuff when is CN replaying monday’s show?
lol I have unhealthy hype for this show
God Tier
Martin Luther King Jr.: DR
*When MLK comes back to life, you pray. You pray that you’re not a nigga. You pray that Oprah doesn’t become president. And you pray that when a chair is thrown, it doesn’t raise the terror alert on Fox.
Sides with Huey which on paper is mind-boggling to digest. Known to parry a Ruckus brick or two Daigo style. Coming off a coma consuming a boneless rib sandwich is like a Streets Of Rage 2 (at least) waiting to happen. I don’t care if you have over 9000 or a million men marching, you must defeat Soul Plane to stand a chance.
And for the record, Canadian Citizenship RC after setting America straight should be banned in tourney play.
All in all, DREAMS DON’T DIE! :mad:*
Jazmine Dubois
*You just can’t touch her. You just can’t.
The tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Usher, even the MPAA has her best interests in mind, and that spells disaster with a backwards “e.” Considered one of the few people who can render Huey ineffective in speech, given his usual mental and physical strengths.
And the cuteness. The goddamn cuteness. You can’t resist it, unless of course you’re another invincible specimen such as Ed Wuncler, but even HE had to build meter to cause damage. It can even be questioned if she’s actually the daughter of the weakling Tom, but alas it’s true when you realize who her mother is. Oh it’s true. It’s damn true. True Ogre Wins.*
Thugnificent
*BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS!
The enigmatic song in this show’s history finally revealed the genius “behind” it, and boy was it worth the wait.
Moving into a rich neighborhood despite his TERRA-BELLE BLACKGROUND was already a superb status quo, but to have statues and other historically items reminding niggas who he is makes confronting him on his stage very, very cheap. Vega? Rugal? More like Gay Gal.
“Eff Grandad” with the Nate Dogg assist already adds to his resume in ways you can’t even imagine. Even gave Xzibit another reason to mock Grandad some more after their last confrontation, appropriately translated to the viewer as “What U See Is What U Get Now.” Cosbyness is now close to Crappiness.
The negatives of Thugnificent is that Riley may bring him down after tick damage dickridings, and the annoyance of Grandad’s Kazuya/Paul type rivalry, but as long as there are bitches aplenty and INCREDIBLE HULK NIGGA, it won’t slow him down anytime soon.
YOU WANT PAIN? YOU WANT PAIN? NIGGAZ REFLECTOR! picture of X, MLK, himself, Pac, and Biggie*
Top Tier
Flownominal
*Yo, bigs up, son, knawmean? I ain’t all about dem books, knawmean? Cuz I keeps it real, knawmean? Knawmean, I ain’t scared of bitch ass, knawmean, old niggas, knawmean, fucking with dis gangsta conglom…congo…coloring…knawmean? Supurb, nigga, knawmean? Knawmean, ask my moms, knawmean? Knawmean?
Word.*
Mrs. van Hausen
*What do you get when you mix an old lady concerned with her upper-class neighborhood with a shotgun and night-vision googles? Happy Days? Ayyyyyyy! :tup:
Rarely does a new character without much of an introduction makes an immediate impact, but van Hausen proves that The Boondocks is too beastly. Aaron McGruder could make a voicebox-using crackhead named Verison without warning and we’d fall in love with that fucker in a millisecond.
Despite her impressive and secretive debut, her main malady is that she missed BOTH Ed and Rummy during her Super. A shame really. Maybe if she got some Ruckus dick it would’ve improved her aim.
…If Ruckus innately has good aim like the white man, that is.*
Mid Tier
Macktastic
Voiced by Snoop Dogg, looks like Taboo from pre-crisis Black Eyed Peas. “Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!” is the greatest quote ever said from someone on the Boondocks that’s NOT named Stinkmeaner! Other than that, an unknown unknown.
Sarah Dubois
*Pros:
-Causes even the most passive people who are against sexuality of cartoon women to get weak in the knees.
-Whereas most characters maintain their basic look in sequels, she was granted a free Extreme Makeover just because.
-Conceived Jazmine.
-Relations with Usher AND Shin Stinkmeaner. Any other woman would be considered a slut but for some reason it feels clean. And broken.
Cons:
-Peach cobbler looks like vomit.
-Married to Tom.*
Nigga, You Gay Tier
Gangstalicious
*Gangstalicious/my rhymes so vicious/eat MCs all day mmm delicious.
He means that literally folks.
The only person to rival Tom Dubois in uselessness is the infamous poser Gangstalicious. Gay? Check. Pussy? Check. Scared straight? Half check. Smacked up yo moms like he smacked Johnny Guiness? Allegedly.
Last seen in current times running away in the woods - post-gay-kiss - buttnaked, bounded and gagged. My suggestion: Fight For The Future (Thugnificent)
Dan Hibiki laughs at his futile attempt in rocking dat pink.*
Oh yeah it’s time baby
…time to CENSOR THAT S2 DVD!!! Lionel Richie adjasjkdahfjkhfjhjkfj;dlad
Haha, great episode…
The Kumite? WAAATTTAHHHHHHH!!!
Damn, Lionel Richie got his ass handed to him
Lionel Ritchie got his nutsack GGXX DESTROYED!!!
The part where his wife threw that bitch through the table was magic!
Aisha Tyler got me nervous, now, she always seemed kinda nutso so her voice work was on the money.
lol I loved how that vindictive bitch “Pam” changed tunes after she found out that they weren’t “down low”
“Is he taken?”
Wow…I thought the ending was really sad.
I guess it’s because i know women like Luna…
Lionel: NO! NOT MY WHITE BITCH!
Why is this show so fucking broken?! 14 more episodes left (14!!!) and it’s already truthiness in orgasm form.
Aaron McGruder
P.S. I hope the Koreans don’t dub this episode (cold chicken scene) :mad:
Damn that ending was fucked up.
I was cracking up every time Luna said some crazy stuff with an evil look at the dinner table.
“… not exactly kickboxing, but it’s kinda similar. IT’SCALLEDWHITELOTUSKUNGFU!”
“Have you heard of the Kumite?!”
i still would’ve fucked the shyt out of Luna…
Or Died Tryin’… </50>
KUMITE!
Yeah…Luna is an awesome character.
I’m going to watch this ep for a second time. I may have to do fanart of this character.
^
now looking at your av
Spoiler
i think that’s Luna’s girlfriend getting revenge for luna’s supa emo momemt.
or…
Spoiler
…it could be Condi. I remember the strip did a weeklong strip about Caeser and Huey trying to get her on a date so she would finally show love to another human being…lol