Boondocks Season 3

I’d pay to see that movie :rofl:

Dave Chappelle - Posh Crack Head

Samual jackson needs to be in this film :sad:

Who would play GM Bushido Brown??

Aw, that crack-head convo was funny as hell

CH: Ah, excuse me, sir. I’d like to return this crack.

TN: WHAT?!

CH2: I haven’t even gotten mine yet, and you bringin’ shit back.

CH: I said I would like to return this crack.

TN: This ain’t Wal-Mart, nigga! Ain’t no return policies,nigga, no fuckin’ exchanges!

CH: No no no, it is defective. Look, it’s all burned up! Look, singed around the edges.

TN: Ain’t nothing wrong with this crack. This is good crack.

CH2: Ain’t nothin’ happenin’ with my crack. You’re not good at this cuz MY crack dealer’s a lot faster.

CH: Sir, there’s no reason to be rude. I paid good money for this crack, and it is all burned up. Look! Look! Sir? Sir? Sir? You’re not even looking.

CH2: Look, can I just get my crack? I was supposed to pick my daughter up at school 8 hours ago…

Boy, with shit like that happening, real-life crack dealers would just quit and get real jobs. The dude doing the voice of crackhead 2…that was Gangstalicious’ va, right? That nasal mumbling sounded the same.

‘Speaking of Sthinkmeaner, what’s you favorite line from him?’

Damn man they’res too many…

“Swiped!!..Jello jacked Nyiggggahhh”
“Bitch ass, ****** ass, punk ass, pussy ass, bitch ass nigga! You wanna do somethin? Bitch… ass… nigga!”
“Oh! you were talkin’ all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo chest!!! you eat a dick nigga, you eat a dick!!!”
?fuck yo court nigga! FUCK YO COURT!?
“I’M BACCCK NYUKKA!”
“He even called me, the devil himself a… BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!”
“Oh!! these horn headed ninja monks are tryin to swarm on a nigga huh?!”
“You got hit wid a 2 peice combo and biscuit Ho!!”

Luda would only be Thugnificent with the hair. I know in the ep Thug had cut his hair but that’s his trademark. Baby as Gangstalicious had me rolling…saying both like to kiss other rappers. :rofl:

‘‘What’s my nigga’’ kicks ‘‘Ahhh aint my name, my mamma didn’t name me ahhh’’.

everytime I lose with a female fighting game character I am going to say “OWWWW MY WIG!!!”

stinkmeaner “at first we all hated each other, but we hated everybody else even more…”
“Gimme this shit little nuggah its my story”

SRK quiz time: What are the names of the hatocracy? the only one I remember is " lady esmerilda gripenasty"

“You Got Bad Credit Robert!”

So distinctively hateful.:rofl:

^ Lord Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and Mr. George Pissedofferson

this ain’t no tv show, nigga! this is real talk, nigga!
that line has me rofl every time i see the episode or think about it.

'That’s right…I backed into yo car nyuggaa! Whatchu gonna do?! Whaaatchuuu gonnnaaa doooooooo???

“What did you say, NIGGAAAA?”

We need another Gin and Ed episode, with Gin bringing the realness again. First, it was [media=youtube]VBflm_S61Wg"]texting, then it was [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4fJCUKA3Zk”[/media]…what’s gonna be next?

michael jai white would be bushido brown.

I think Jai White does the voice of Bushido Brown…

Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery.

Man where the fuck is that inevitable episode about Tyler Perry? :lol:

Fiendish Dr Wu, you done fucked up now!

But back on point, my favorite part of this episode was Riley’s reaction when the cops showed up. Priceless.

boondocks only makes fun of the negative shit in black culture

Like I said, waiting for the inevitable episode about Tyler Perry.

Jai White would be perfect if he cut the calories down, he needs to trim down to almost Kelly’s size in ETD and be quicker on his feet. Last time I saw him was in Black Dynamite and he was huge

Wikipedia has him down as doing something in the episode, but no actual reference to Bushido Brown, and IMDB has no mention of Boondocks.

imdb has boondocks stuff but not been updated since season 2 it appears.