“So this is the message you wanna send to the young youth out here, like myself, that’s tryin’ to do the right thing and not love these hoes.”
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
“sans biche” :lol: :lol:
This shit is classic, and I’m not halfway through.
“Has not hittin’ the bitch been workin’?”
My fav quotes are:
“Did you know that scientists now believe that some people are born with a genetic predisposition to bitch dependency?”
“Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from type of hearing disorder? This alarming statistic means that more likely than not talking is not the most effective way of communicating with a bitch. That’s when you have to hit 'em.” -A Pimp Named Slickback
“…for example, how many white women wanna go to basketball game, just to see the game and come back with one of those NBA niggas out of sympathy? She came to see the game! She wanted to be entertained!..Oh the white woman got a big heart!” -Uncle Ruckus
“So this is the message you want to send to all youth like myself out here trying to do the right thing and not love these hoes? That’s what’s hot right now in the streets? That’s what’s really hood, huh? All cuz of some white girl that left you for an R&B, dancing ass, flexin’ ass nigga?!” -Riley
Ruckus is too out of control lol.
God. First the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “Night Man” song, then this episode comes in for the fatal KO.
I laughed all the puffs out of my inhaler.
A A A U U U U U A A A A A A A A A A A H H H !!!
So true.
“He pins me down…he holds me tightly… The Night Man!!!”
oh and lest us not forget…
“The Day Man!!! (AAAAUUUAAAAH!) Champion of the Night Man! (AUUUAAAAAAAAHHHH!)”
It’s “fighter of the night man.”
Night man! Sneak in me! Spider inside my jeans, I think I love you
You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, night man!
Every night you come into my room and pin me down you put your strong arms and pin me down, and I try to fight you, you come inside me…
[Mac and Frank interlude]
It’s just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just two men sharing each other
It’s just two men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he’s so happy
The other one’s screaming a passionate shout
It’s the night man!
The feeling so wrong and right man!
The feeling so wrong and right man I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and IIII become the nighhht…
The passionate, passionate night man!
I think I’ve blown out my funny fuse listening to that. Charlie has way more demons than Akuma could ever use…
Don’t steal movies
You rollin’ with Ush.
Good stuff.
“Ay Imma kill you,or uhhhhhh,uhhhh Imma die tryin”
Wasn’t feeling it as much as the first ep. The singing got corny after a sec. A Pimp Named Slickback basically saved the ep.
what? considering A pimp named slickback was there basically the whole episode and funny every minute of it cant see how you say he “saved” the episode when it was mostly about him.
At the risk of derailing this thread I have say that scene was one of the top 10 funniest moments of my life. Props and please post the lyrics in the Sunny thread if you have the time.:tup:
Oh so it was “fighter of the Night Man”, I was too busy to laugh in both scenes to keep track.
Watch it again.
He didn’t show up until half way. The first half was basically Tom singing and crying like a bitch. The 2nd half was when Pimp showed up to “save” him.
just on an extra note
the picture of 4 black guys stomping on a guy and a white lady screaming “LEAVE HIM ALONE!” had me in tears at how funny that just happened to have turned out
LEAVE TOM DUBOIS ALOOOONE!!! cry
“I say toss her groupie ass out the window, and let that hoe stargaze from outside!” too clean!!
Wow that ep was fucked up. How are you going to get your ass beat by Usher.:wtf:
It was a funny episode. Usher’s :r::r::lp: is damn near unblockable.
Im liking this season so far. My only complaint about this season over the last is that these episodes seem to have zero message at all. I don’t watch the boondocks for it’s message but at least I didnt feel like I was watching ignorant shit for the sake of ignorance.
didnt you watch it. they are promoting seeking help for those who are bitch dependent :lol:
Of course there were messages-
Ep. 1- Buy the bootleg or DL the movie from the internet…"like everybody else"
Ep. 2- NEVER take advice from A Pimp Named Slickback, or better; when in a relationship problem, NEVER stay at Robert J. Freeman’s house.
And plus, women - excuse me bitches - always put their child before your cock. I like how Tom was all giddy, sweating and shit after putting it on Sarah only to have her reading a book basically during it laskdakldjas
I also can’t get enough of the anally raped references
NO HOMO. :mad: :r: :r: :hp:
NINJA EDIT: The “Booty Butt Cheeks” song would have been the perfect BGM in A Pimp Named Slickback’s limo