Blizzard Overwatch

Mei reminds me of an evil psychopath straight out of a Batman comic.
Some evil hybrid of the Penguin and Mr.Freeze… A thicker woman, who slowly freezes her enemies till immobile but still alive, then pegs them with icicles to the head.

Urgh fuck being against 3 bastions when you meant to be on the attack and the last point is in a sodding building, even his fucking counterpicks don’t work.

I’ll probably pick this up Tuesday. D.Va looks pretty damn fun to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqzFh-ga5g

I agree.

Lol doesn’t quite apply to that situation but I HATE it when a hanzo on the other team uses his RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU FUCK YOU and my team just kind of goes desperate in one spot as I watch them all die from afar. Some things are a mystery to me. Why do people try to rush roadhog. Why do people try to outgun widowmaker in open spaces. Why do reinhardts flail around like idiots instead of shielding their teams. Why do people insist on returning to the exact spot where bastion killed them.

WHY

To be honest, even though there are counters to turrets and Bastion, I still hate fighting them the most. Since a decent amount of the time I end up as the tank to fill in the gap, those guys utterly get shredded by them. I know it’s my job to give a window of opportunity, but in pubs especially, the plan is 1. Go in and throw down the shield to initiate and cause a distraction 2. Pray to whatever fucking god there is that someone on the team kills them before I go down. Hanamura especially is difficult on the 2nd spot on offense because the room is so open and a well placed defending team can see all the openings, so you have to hope your flankers are damn good.

Also since Winston’s gun sucks so much against any armor, trying to kill a team with Torbjorn is really ass, since it takes him basically a couple extra seconds to shred through the armor, and especially against a Bastion, you won’t even hit his health before you die. That’s when you hope someone else can kill them for you while you try to disrupt them by jumping around like a monkey, and other times I feel I have to switch off to someone like Pharah and Junkrat (though I admit, sometimes I switch off too late) and leave the team tankless because they didn’t get shit done. 2000 HP shield from Reinhardt also only lasts a moment, so you have to pray your ranged damage dealers can get shit done before you eat shit. Though this is actually one point where D.Va might be really useful compared to other tanks, her ult right into the room will clear out any turrets and Bastion who couldn’t get the hell out there fast enough, and even if they did move, they have to take the time to reposition and redploy before being an annoying fuck again.

Skillbjorn has that beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M

Some Symmetra tech that now makes her S tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uUTnfFKes

^ Fuck off CRITIKAL

Yeah I can take out one of them no problem with DVA, but as soon as 2 Bastions set up together or a Bastion sets up near a turret, shit just becomes impossible, maybe not in a co-ordinated team but in a PUG it really feels like you just can’t do shit against that.

I hope they’ll be showing more short movies soon <3

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Some Symmetra tech that now makes her S tier

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Holy fuck, I nearly died from laughing at that, why didn’t I come up with that first shit.

Fat Eskimo Whore

It never fails that when we push for a point and I pick reinhard cause me idiot teammates can’t get through they stay behind me UNTIL I put up the shield…wtf

Yeah that happened when we were on opposite sides I prayed for you homie XD

Yeah Imma stick to trolling until I can actually get on a team. First person that jumped through my teleporter death trap was using Pharah and flew to safety.

Little bitch, but I had to give the player credit.

Yo send me a PM if you looking to party up!

I be killing shit all day with philipro! And alot of fgc peeps!

Seriously, I only play with srk peeps and other friends now.

Do you people play it on PC or PS4?

Ps4 because I won’t have to worry about all the cringe inducing mods and sprays polluting and destroying the game.

What custom mods and sprays? You don’t play Blizzard games often I guess.