Bleach Thread 5.0 - MANGA IS FINISHED! Announcement is a Bleach live action movie lmao

[Raz0r]

well because children think alot.

What world are you living in?

[Legend_II]

No matter what powers and levels he has gained, Ken doesn’t seem the right opponent for a reality warper. It will be so annoying to see what bullshit Kubo will bring to make Ken match.

This dude is the ideal opponent for Inoue.

Reality warper vs. reality warper.

[BullDancer]

Children are more imaginative in their thoughts and focus on insignificant details. She carried “My arm is a cookie” to “What if my whole body was cookie, would it just crumble?”.

Adults don’t get carried away in thoughts like that imo, Kenpachi’s slow ass especially. He’s one track minded.

[Phantom_Angel]

It’s reality-warping based on imagination it looks like, though… Zaraki is a pretty straight forward, instinctive guy, so I doubt his imagination(or lack there of) is going to put him at a serious disadvantage. Not to mention he, again, gives no fucks.

[FOBio]

This is the first time I see the shinigami have a blatant hard counter to the Quincy. Kenpachi doesn’t think.

[Hecatom]

This dude is in theory a hard counter for Ken. “Your sword is seafoam.” “Your eyepatch is a hole in your head.” “Your strength is directly proportional to your muscle mass.”

Of course, he’d never do any of those things.

It could aslso happen that all of those are merely illusions based on what he says, making them believe that they are real.
Another thing that could happen is that it doesn’t work against him because he is simply that strong.

Anyway, i am still a little annoyed by the fact that Quilge showed a lot of quincy abilities that can easily turn the battles in their favor yet no one uses them in favor of their more exotic abilities that end beasted.

[Starhammer]

This dude is in theory a hard counter for Ken. “Your sword is seafoam.” “Your eyepatch is a hole in your head.” “Your strength is directly proportional to your muscle mass.”

Of course, he’d never do any of those things.

He can try.

Pimp nazi: "Your sword is like seafo…"
Ken: Slashes him in the arm
Pimp nazi: :wow: OWWWW!!! THAT HURT!! I SAID YOUR FUCKING SWORD IS LIKE…!
Ken: Slashes him in the other arm
Pimp nazi: :wow: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!! YOUR ARMS ARE LIKE…!
Ken: Slashes him across the neck, severing his vocal cords
Pimp nazi: :shake: "…!!!..!..!!!..!.."
Ken: That it? You didn’t even bring a sword? Talk, talk, talk. Nobody got time for that. Kills the bum and keeps going to the next page.

I’m saying this fight ends in the next two chapters. Maybe only the next chapter.

-Starhammer-

[Raz0r]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAzvb38PyI

[FOBio]

This dude is in theory a hard counter for Ken. “Your sword is seafoam.” “Your eyepatch is a hole in your head.” “Your strength is directly proportional to your muscle mass.”

Of course, he’d never do any of those things.

It could aslso happen that all of those are merely illusions based on what he says, making them believe that they are real.
Another thing that could happen is that it doesn’t work against him because he is simply that strong.

Anyway, i am still a little annoyed by the fact that Quilge showed a lot of quincy abilities that can easily turn the battles in their favor yet no one uses them in favor of their more exotic abilities that end beasted.

Maybe it won’t work against other Quincies?

I agree with what you said about Quilge. Nobody has mentioned it, nor attempted to do them. It’s like Kubo forgot about those blut abilities.

[bmckay]

This dude is in theory a hard counter for Ken. “Your sword is seafoam.” “Your eyepatch is a hole in your head.” “Your strength is directly proportional to your muscle mass.”

Of course, he’d never do any of those things.

It could aslso happen that all of those are merely illusions based on what he says, making them believe that they are real.
Another thing that could happen is that it doesn’t work against him because he is simply that strong.

Anyway, i am still a little annoyed by the fact that Quilge showed a lot of quincy abilities that can easily turn the battles in their favor yet no one uses them in favor of their more exotic abilities that end beasted.

Yeah, I think that would be the way Kenpachi gets through this fight. It’s like Dhalsim’s SFIV win quote about his flames. They’re an illusion, but if you believe them to be real, they’ll burn. That said, if Ken doesn’t one shot this dude, he’s gonna get caught up the the first two reps of the genjutsu. After that, it’ll be just like the other six nazis he’s fought.

[Reticently]

Man, imagine if Kenpachi were a Sternritter…

Oh. Shit.

[JayGee]

This dude is in theory a hard counter for Ken. “Your sword is seafoam.” “Your eyepatch is a hole in your head.” “Your strength is directly proportional to your muscle mass.”

Of course, he’d never do any of those things.

He can try.

Pimp nazi: "Your sword is like seafo…"
Ken: Slashes him in the arm
Pimp nazi: :wow: OWWWW!!! THAT HURT!! I SAID YOUR FUCKING SWORD IS LIKE…!
Ken: Slashes him in the other arm
Pimp nazi: :wow: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!! YOUR ARMS ARE LIKE…!
Ken: Slashes him across the neck, severing his vocal cords
Pimp nazi: :shake: "…!!!..!..!!!..!.."
Ken: That it? You didn’t even bring a sword? Talk, talk, talk. Nobody got time for that. Kills the bum and keeps going to the next page.

I’m saying this fight ends in the next two chapters. Maybe only the next chapter.

-Starhammer-

Kenpachi goes full Mythbusters’ Adam Savage on this dude next chapter and ends this shit before Yachiru pulls out her Bankai and causes massive collateral damage. Book it.

[charlie88]

Kenpachi will have a shikai that directly counters this bullshit ass nigga.

God just send ichigo already so we can see how broken he is. I could care less about kenpachi opponent. He should have fought like the masked dude or something this ass clown is retarded

[phantasy]

the amount of jobbing being done is hilarious

[BigDewey]

From MangaStream Comments…

Hello Ladies. Look at your allies, now back to me, now back to your allies, now back to ME. Sadly, they aren’t me. Could they be? Not in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS! Look around you. Where are you? You are on a battlefield with the fighter your allies can’t be like. Look down, what’s in my hand? It’s my zanpakuto. Look again. It’s my fist containing the hearts of the weak-ass idiots i’ve slain. Look again, the hearts are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your allies are like me and not how they are now. I’m on some dead bodies. doo doo do do do dodooo do

*When you get bored you go see how your allies are doing in battle,
when you see your allies doing poor in battle you obliterate them, when
you obliterate your allies yachiru attacks you, when yachiru attacks you
you turn her bones into cookies, and when you turn yachiru’s bones into
cookies Zaraki Kenpachi leaves his training in another dimension to run
the walls that don’t exist.

Don’t make Make Kenpachi leave another dimension to run through
walls that don’t exist. Get rid of cable and Switch to DirecTV today*

I gotta admit, whoever originally posted these is good.

[Shin_Oni]

the amount of jobbing being done is hilarious

I can’t tell who’s getting jobbed faster. Quincys or Espadas.

[Shin_Oni]

…

[Weecho]

When i read Bleach I think I’m watching Super Turbo matches. Just rename Bleach to Counterpicks : The Manga.

[Saitsu]

When i read Bleach I think I’m watching Super Turbo matches. Just rename Bleach to Jobbers : The Manga.

Fixed for you

[RagingDemonStorm]

WTF is wrong with this new guy. Do you really wanna give imagination powers to a child. Fuckin up.

Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo… I mean Kenpachi