Bleach Thread 5.0 - MANGA IS FINISHED! Announcement is a Bleach live action movie lmao

Lol well to be fair to soi fon…she was never seen as the 2nd coming of yoruichi when it came to shunpo. I could argue that byakuya, ichigo, yama, aizen, shunsui, ukitake and maybe ichimaru are faster than soi fon

Sent from the next dimension using Pandora’s box…

that was exactly how that fight played out, Soi Fon acting all smug and superior while yoruichi felt her out… then Soi Fon tried to be all like “i have surpassed you, watch my super secret technique of combining flash step and magic (blanking on the names, sue me) in amazement and DIE!” only to have yoruichi go “pfft, fucking noobs these days, i started doing that 1k years ago, it has a name and i’m way better at it than you. ggpo thanks for playing”

that was exactly how that fight played out, Soi Fon acting all smug and superior while yoruichi felt her out… then Soi Fon tried to be all like “i have surpassed you, watch my super secret technique of combining flash step and magic (blanking on the names, sue me) in amazement and DIE!” only to have yoruichi go “pfft, fucking noobs these days, i started doing that 1k years ago, it has a name and i’m way better at it than you. ggpo thanks for playing”

Funny how everyone here shits on Soi Fon(deservedly so) and jocks Captain Milf when she really hasn’t done shit for ~500 chapters besides act as a portable emergency room. She’s all hype/speculation right now and it doesn’t help that in the most recent chapter she got talked down to by a Japanese Rockabilly Dancer.

Ive been on the Unohana bandwagon since the beggining…just throwing that out there. Also, she made Aizen run away. Aizen…RAN from her…while she was under hypnosis.

If my unohana av wasnt lost in the $rk “upgrade” i would be rocking it :sad:

You know you’re worthless when you’re getting clowned on by the white mage of five man band.

Soi Fon is one of the most realistic characters in the manga. She’s like a fighting game player who spends all his time talking match-up strategies, posting in the character subforums and flames anyone who happens to wander into threads with a question with “this has been answered before, read the fucking last 20 pages!” but when it comes to actually performing at tournaments, doesn’t make it out of pools.

Sounds like me and Naoto in P4A. :frowning:

I’d love to agree, but I think Ichigo is gonna stick with his Hadoken like a good flowchart Ryu. To that end, he’ll probably end up with some ultimate Lvl 3 or higher grand ultimate hadoken that will all but destroy the opponent. Of course, it’ll probably have only one or two charges, so don’t miss rules will be in effect.

^so true.

-Starhammer-

Well you realize the real white mage in a manga where everyone is dead would be totally OP.

Both Yoruichi and Unohana show you can be hot, useful AND badass. Not to mention Orihime who’s broken. Most of the other female’s who job are jobbing for reasons OTHER than being a female. Rukia and Matsumoto aren’t particularly strong. Lt. level sure, but in Bleach that just doesn’t get the job done at the end of the day even if you have a Bankai. All the Lts job, they’re nothing special. Soi Fon however is a Captain and she’s been completely and utterly useless but still has a massive ego and bitchiness to go with it. Hotness only goes so far with people, and Soi Fon DEFINITELY is not sexy enough to counteract all of her other bullshit.

Hitsugaya does the same shit which is why I hate him. That dude is always getting bodied. I swear he’s only won like one fight by himself. Komamura is on the same road too. Some people were just born to get fucked up.

That’s what makes her extra cute tho. Still talking shit despite not being anywhere close to the top bitches. You saw the reaction of that Zero squad when she opened her mouth. Bitch Please lol.

Yeah, fuck Hitsugaya, he only wins by pulling random ass powers out of his ass…and he still tends to lose anyway. Komamura not so much, he gets jobbed but he doesn’t talk a lot of shit. He just tries to keep shit on the level, which is needed right about now.

Komamura is the fucking MAN, he takes his Ls quietly and never bitches about it

Yo has dog head captain won a single fight since the series started?

:confused:

What about his fight against Tousen? I honestly don’t even remember how that ended…

Komawhatever goes 0-2 at every local he goes to.

Tried to hustle Tosen into a MM and his shit got pushed in >:(

Shuhei was the one that took Tousen out.

But while Komamura hasn’t won any fights…he’s not exactly going up against scrubs either. Plus he doesn’t even need his Zankpaktou to beat someone’s ass.

Tousen did his little transformation into a butterfree and I remember dog head getting fucked up because his goddamn bankai is too big and then 69 saving the day.

Komamura fought Kenpachi to a draw during SS arc, that’s more than alot of people did