True story, one of my friends told me he’d outrun Usain Bolt as long as he had a pick up in front of him loaded with fried chicken, grape drank, watermelon, and collard greens. He also requested a couple of white cops and police dogs chasing him from behind.
He didn’t request a hot white chick driving the pickup as well? The fuck is wrong with him?
Sheeeeit,
Church’s is an abomination… it’s truly the bottom of the barrel. The only reason I could ever eat there is if there’s some global cataclysm that destroys nearly everything, and there is literally no other restaurants left but that one. Most animals would have to also be dead too which would rule out the option of hunting for food. Yes, it would have to either be a drastic situation like this, or a scenario where someone is paying me a large amount of money to eat that trash. It amazes me that people eat there on a regular basis when Popeye’s, Bojangles, Mrs. Winner’s AND KFC exists.
I had my weekly quota of Popeye’s this past Tuesday, btw… and now this thread makes me want to go there again. It is unbelievable how good those damn biscuits are (*I always put honey on them too; it’s incredible)…it’s like there’s no way those were made mere humans.
lol it’s also funny how they’ve used the animation from Fist of the North Star, their are parts where his face turns into Kenshiro’s 
Black and White folks love fried chicken.
Asians love chicken fried rice.
Negro please, this is crazy talk…Church chicken is the truth! Crispy Spicy Fried Chicken> Popeye/KFC combine!
Not a fan of fried chicken.
I only wanna know why most black guys I know can’t swim. When I was in high school, our track team took this smoking hot black chick and threw her in the pool at the school. She flipped out, almost drowned, got saved, and went back to flipping out. Then she told us “Don’t you know black people can’t swim?” and stormed off.
I was a little shocked and confused
Real talk, best fried chicken I ever had was at a chinese buffet in Vegas. They put ginger and some other shit in there that made them birds fan-fucking-tastic.
Also, if only black people at fried chicken so much there wouldn’t be all these chains given that we are the minority. Kinda like how rap music is only so popular when most black people I know buy bootlegs of EVERYTHING.
Whose really buying all them chicken and cds?
Oh we went there. 
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DAMN U KFC FOR MAKING ME FAT
haha this is so true, i cant swim
seriously, I kinda laughed off every racial stereotype I’ve ever heard, but this one has always baffled me, mostly because it’s been black people who’ve told me this. Hell, a quick google search says that more than 60% of black kids can’t swim.
Seriously, how do black folks not know how to swim? Swimming is the shit. wtf you do at the beach all day?
I cant swim either, but I really dont like watermelon. Fried chicken is just another meal to me
when i see threads like this, it makes me feel disgusted to be called a human.
oh im asain so i guess that means i go crazy over rice what not. -_-;; i love fried chicken corn bread, watermelon, and grape drink. So i guess im that makes me black too huh?
Real talk.
KFC is present in 109 countries so who really likes fried chicken?
How can people not swim? I’m not talking about professionally doing strokes and breathing properly, or doing fifty forms of dives, I’m talking about being able to get in water and stay above it. Serious question.
You get in the water, you wave your arms up and down and you do a bicycle kick as much as needed. Voila, no drowning.
Its all about grilled chicken, big baby.