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Brilliant episode

Nixon and his model slave ship lol
Sand-whorephange lol

Stroke it

He said some slurs i’ve surprisingly never heard.

Ghetto hamsters, and swamp donkeys.

Also “You’ll never murk in this titty again!”.

Oh man, I can’t wait for the next episode.

Watched the first episode today, when he punched the chupacabra in the dick i lost it and nearly spat my coffee out.

Nixon attempting to destroy the black community will never get old

Earth,Wind,Fire, and Water, lol and NWA…

“Did you know there was a thing called, tips”?

Done

“We can’t leave Black Dynamite, till I find a latrine.”
“Them chocolate bars I ate gave me the shits somethin mean.”

DEAD

Finally got around to watching this episode.

Still fucking solid.

The John Gacy clown baby sister side-plot was probably my favorite part.

“I cannot tell a tale, tiny or small, but this running mixed with these Mars candy bars done made me shit in my drawers!”

Best fucking line of the episode. LMAO!!!

Well that’s one way to start an episode. :rofl:

Edit:These niggas turned into dick hardened zombies. LMFAO

Edit 2: They got Wyclef as Marley?!

Edit 3: I can’t do anymore edits, too many quotables already. Fuckin Bullhorn LMAO!

lol Erykah badu did the voice of one of marley’s wives

EDIT and that was chance the rapper as Bob Marley

I dunno, his first one was pretty epic

At least I left the candy corn and the suckers for these suckers
But y’all should know not to leave chocolate around me, cuz I will EAT that muthafucka!

I told my dad I was watching this show he loved the movie so he said he was going to check it out. I hope to god he doesn’t watch this last episode because he is gonna disown me so fucking hard.

Idk if it was because of the pervert side of me coming out, but did anyone else catch that Honey Bee nip slip when she was laying with Marley after they did the deed?

I almost wish the zombie johns subplot was a whole episode.

That whore doctor had me dying.

“Connie Lingus”.

the next episode of BD is about Bill Cosby

lol…the day has finally arrived…when tumblr females and black comedy join forces.

It’s funny because today Bill Cosby told Twitter to meme him. Yahhh black Twitter fucked him up real good with that rape stuff

^What? What does that mean? What happened?

Also, you’re welcome:

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black twitter=black people/minorities using twitter

so essentially he’s saying minorities went in on him for his meme shit.

Actually Black Twitter isn’t used by blacks…it’s used by niggas so I call it Nigga Twitter. LOL!!!