[quote=“Gimpy, post:152, topic:175812”]
Watch the wig come off!
[/quote]What’s with the elbow wind ups? hahahaha
Tranny destroys shit talker.
I don’t think the videos contradict the original topic because all of the fights were due to lame reasons. I’ll ppst a story of my own lame fight a bit later.
That shirt is horrendous.
I will never forget (was it shaft agent?)'s story about almost getting raped by a mentally retarded guy in the bathroom.
That’s a fight story that would’ve been funnier had he lost.
Does anyone have that vid of the ex-boxer who was in his 70s who knocked out 2 punks? I think youtube took that vid down.
I only remember the one with the old guy in the boxing ring knocking buddy out with the hipster ponytail shit was epic.
Found it:
That old man wasn’t fucking around.
Meh, having to tie back long hair during exertion == hipster ponytail. Buddy got schooled for sure though.
There was no fighting doe 
How about this one?
That backwards-hat guy must have played SF sometime in his life because his spacing game is on point. Guy make sure to measure with his left hand, holding him right in position, then went for a dash punch.
Y’all been real quiet lately. I hope this inspires some y’all lame fight stories. lol!!!
“I can fight too, nigga!”…How you gon’ say that after dude just open hand slapped your ass to the ground?
You can’t even talk until you post up the video of you choking a bitch.
Spiderman vs thug
Lets See…
Year: Shit idk, I was in middle school
Grade: I just told you idk, I was in the middle school
I was known as the class clown, doing anything for a laugh and I’ll never forget one time I was in math class, and everyone starts messing with this one fat black fucker named Josh. (Picture your basic, cornbread fed D student negro that was the one guy at your school that wore a uniform but the niggas shirt was always dingy white.)
Well one day, all the popular guys felt the need to fuck with ol’ Josh (checking him, making little comments, little jabs) and at one point someone throws a pencil at him. One of the guys sees me laughing,
“Hey Josh, I know you ain’t gon let 2-D throw shit at you bruh!”
“All I know is he better not do it again.”
“What? I didn’t throw that shit Josh, you guys cut that shit out.”
“All I know is, you heard what I said.”
So at this point, I’m pissed because not only did I get blamed for shit I didn’t do, in my head he just flat out said he would kick my ass, so, of course I join with everyone else teasing him. So it gets to the point where everyone is egging us on to do something & I say the one comment thing I know will make shit go 0 to 100.
“Man, as long as Josh don’t say nothing about my mom, we straight.”
“Yo mom…”
“ooooooooh”
Its funny now that I think about it because I fucking hate the air that woman breathes, but I raise up, he raises up & now we’re face to face.
“What. The fuck. Did you just say?”
“Yo momma nigga what?!”
Now remember what I said he looked like? Picture that one guy from The Longest Yard that made Steve Austin shit himself, now picture me as Chris Rock in the same situation. I use full force and push him, hard as I fucking could…and I almost fell…backwards. He doesn’t move a fucking inch, pushes me…4 feet back into the teachers file cabinet that I also fly over. (when I say fly over, I mean it, my feet legit were off the ground for atleast 2.5 secs.) At this point all I here is “OOOOOOOOH!!!” and “OH SHIT!” so I raise up fast as I could to try & swing on him, he’s already on me.
Legit picks me up, and does this on a school desk
We go to the principles office, cops show up, we get handcuffed together and taken to jail.
Request for sex tape footage, eh?
A la Rutgers intranet