I awoke from my den only to find that this quirky story has created quite a bit of pandamonium. In my opinion, there are a lot more dark and grizzly issues in the news that are way more relevant to our lives. Journalists should look for more ursa major stories and dig a little dipper for the facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE
FYI, if you ever do encounter a bear don’t bother to run. You can’t ever outrun it. Also, bears are not animals you want to fuck with:
Reaching this far is a major Boo Boo.
I heard playing dead doesnt actually work
hope it was not this pro-bear :nono:
You mean, we are really dragon this one out!
what 
You’re thinking of the black guy from Starsky and Hutch.
Not enough bear puns on this third page. The first page was a panda-mic.
I already posted this.
It’s panda-monium out there.
K I think its about time we put this thread out to pasture.
I want a pet bear. That’s gonna go on the to-do list.
That bear already got more street cred than most of SRK talking about paying for a “girl’s trip” and fighting Kimbo. Bear that in mind.
I didn’t bear that in mind. Whoopsie Daisy!
Thread to pay for that girl’s trip still blows my fucking mind even til this day. Classic SRK for sure. Anyone got a link to that thread? Now I want to read it all over again.
It got deleted cause SRK made Kara pretend :sad: while he was swimming in white knight cash.
Bear’ll be back for sure. I’m pawsitive.
While reading these posts at work, I tried to hold my breath and bear down from all the laughter, but it was impawsible.