Typical, mainstream media loves portraying black bears in a negative light, although this is beary amusing.
Waterfalls are for outside the city.
Inside the city, you train your Shoryus on trashcans.
I would bet all my honey on this being the bear from Ryu’s 2nd Impact Stage.
Isn’t it a little telling about the sanitary state of restaurants that they would consider eating from the dumpter “stealing”? You know…like they weren’t DONE with the food they put in there, or something.
Well it was hungry and lost in the city, I mean how much can a bare bear bear before it starts rummaging through dumpsters?
Looks like there was a real trouble bruin near that restaurant.
That may be the bear’s story, but do we really know if that is the bear naked truth?
By what bearometer are we to judge truth for our four-legged friend?
Anyone who posts any more of these awful puns should face a grizzly death.
This thread is becoming unbearable to read and is now bearly ok -(in my chris hu voice)
In court police reported that when the defendant was shown the footage he appeared embearassed, the Judge set bail at 4 cub sandwiches. The accused plead binsanity, however since everyone present was a bear, nobody was koalafied to make that assessment.
If they do face a grizzly death, it will be like shooting fish in a bear-rel.
LOL @ this thread.
See, you guys have your moments where your absurdity goes from being narrow sighted and trollish to delightfully goofy and silly.
I don’t understand what ursine.
that was the weakest pun so far
I can’t believe there aren’t any pictures of this crazy story, it’s a Kodiak moment for certain.
Okay we recycling jokes now, time to let this thread go into hibernation.
You mean that our puns have fallen into a rut?
So the restaurant overstocked on berries so it had to dispose on the overstock. The bear smelling the goods couldn’t bear to keep at bay because he knew those berries were berry good. Bearries being plentifully nutritious was ideal for the bear who could bearly get by from the scant amount of game from the local flora. Once the owners of the restaurant realized, they were very afraid, so afraid they ran bearfoot to their houses where they proceeded on playing a game of Bear Knuckles III picking the character Blaze because she’s bearly wearing anything. It makes you want to do naughty things to her… BEAR BACK!
Fuck… Well there goes my last pun.
Took this long for the smarter than the average bear reference? Bearly missed it I might add? For shame SRK.
That town needs a Bear Patrol.