Bear steals dumpster from restaurant....twice

Bearing a relocation, this restaurant will have to bear with bears.

I don’t think you’re koalafied to make demands.

Koalas are marsupials, you monster. Don’t drag them into this.

polarizing, barely legal, barrels of fun, grizzly crimes, furious.

Holy crap, it’s a Pandamic of bad puns.

But seriously, regardless of how Polarizing as this story might be, I am sure everyone was wishing they were there in person for such a Kodiak moment.

Edit:fucking kromo.

It’s a good thing this doesn’t happen very often, or our streets would be absolute panda-monium.

A pundemic even, just bear with it for now.

That black bears gonna get tranquilized and arrested/killed trayvon style.

THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO A POLAR BEAR.

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Jesse-Jackson-9351181-1-402.jpg

call kotaku

Fixed that for you.

I don’t know how this could pawssibly get any worse

These puns are unbearable.

This is one of the most embearassing threads I’ve ever been in

and I created it, sorry to be such a bad news bear

I’m Australian, close enough.

deez punz :rofl:

I’m bearish on this thread. (Stock Market term)

Guess who’s Kuma to dinner?

slow clap :clap:

Quit stealing my jokes from the Current State of the World and US thread, g00dy. :coffee:

Your wit is not so bearren that you can’t come up with your own. :confused:

I meant to click on another thread but apparently I lost my bearings and ended up here.

How very abearrant of you, voodazz.

Oblig.

Youngsters. :tup:

I guess you could say he was looking for the bear necessities