Bearing a relocation, this restaurant will have to bear with bears.
I don’t think you’re koalafied to make demands.
Koalas are marsupials, you monster. Don’t drag them into this.
polarizing, barely legal, barrels of fun, grizzly crimes, furious.
Holy crap, it’s a Pandamic of bad puns.
But seriously, regardless of how Polarizing as this story might be, I am sure everyone was wishing they were there in person for such a Kodiak moment.
Edit:fucking kromo.
It’s a good thing this doesn’t happen very often, or our streets would be absolute panda-monium.
A pundemic even, just bear with it for now.
That black bears gonna get tranquilized and arrested/killed trayvon style.
THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO A POLAR BEAR.
http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Jesse-Jackson-9351181-1-402.jpg
call kotaku
Fixed that for you.
These puns are unbearable.
This is one of the most embearassing threads I’ve ever been in
and I created it, sorry to be such a bad news bear

Wasted:
GIVE HIM THE FUCKING DUMPSTER SWIFTRAGE
I don’t think you’re koalafied to make demands.
I’m Australian, close enough.
deez punz
I’m bearish on this thread. (Stock Market term)
Guess who’s Kuma to dinner?

Ugh, that’s terrible. From personal experience with camping mistakes and urban raccoons, I can tell you that having your garbage strewn all over the place by animals–and then having to clean it up after–is a huge pain in the ursa.
slow clap

That bear ate his share of wieners.
“Bear” being a slang term for a masculine gay man, you see.
ca.news.yahoo.com/student-abandoned-4-days-cell-without-water-4-050756537.html
I’m glad he’s alive because if he had died the DEA would of been able to make up any scenario leading to his death. He gets a settlement but no one takes the blame on this negligence of human life.
I wonder if he has to pay taxes on that.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Bears are manly men.
Shitting in the woods is manly man stuff.
Gay circles within gay circles…
Quit stealing my jokes from the Current State of the World and US thread, g00dy.
Your wit is not so bearren that you can’t come up with your own.
I meant to click on another thread but apparently I lost my bearings and ended up here.

I meant to click on another thread but apparently I lost my bearings and ended up here.
How very abearrant of you, voodazz.