If I can get confirmation from you that you would make a video out of what I would write, I can write something as long as that too with many puns inserted. Just let me know. 
defcon
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i actually thought the vid would be of this guy’s post. also, pls cut out the narration for the next one. it ruined the first vid.
my name is defcon and boy do i know funny
I’m oblivious to Triforce’s antics, but reading and watching his narrative made me spit up my lukewarm spring water with a hint of lemon.
I was hoping for that as well. I am waiting on his word so I can start on my own epilogue an prologue.
Keep the narrator. It’s funny hearing him babble, tryna talk really fast to keep up with the script.
Prince
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That puts all the others to shame.
Wow what is going on here with triforce
I wish people would cyber me with that level of enthusiasm and detail
My tongue would become a rattlesnake tail of pleasure for you
You’ll never be as good as The Gamemaster
I only carry a NES Zapper with me when I leave the house no way I could even compare
How dreadfully embarrassing.