Baby Cakes; RPGing Eminem? Or Dwarf smasher?

Urgh I hate people giving christianity a bad name. It’s already got a horrible reputation on these boards, the last thing I need is getting my beliefs bashed because some douche in camo overalls seems to be speaking on other’s behalf.

If you’re going to play the game, at least play it correctly. It’s like we’re playing mouse trap and you decided to stuff a running chainsaw up your ass sideways while skull fucking yourself with the red plastic side. You might thing you’re doing something smart, but to the people who know the actual rules; you’re just a douchebag.

OC

thread is racist against jesuses

Hey Zeus! I don’t like your attitude.:mad:

Why would we not want Jesus in the military? Military personnel see or, very rarely, have to participate in some really messed up stuff. Why would we deny them a tether to help them keep their mind?

Note: The above assumes you don’t want them practicing Christianity in the military at all, rather than you being opposed to the military forcing all members to be Christian(which they do not do).

Why don’t you stay on fucking topic?

OC

You think I’m the probelm? You must not know what an atheist really is like. A christian trying to back them up, funny… not :tdown: I mean c’mon, how can you be so blind. I wasn’t even trying to stir any drama, they just brought it upon themselves because thats what atheists do.

To be fair, if there is such a thing as good hearted atheist, then I apologize if I offend you in any way… well maybe not since I"M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG HERE but trying to stir up some discussion.

Thank you for proving my point.

Edit: Is there a Page Sep button somewhere?

he that is without sin yada, yada, yada

You just had to get all biblical on me :sad:

EDIT: As fast as religious thread are shut down, I’m surprised this idiot hasn’t been banned with godlike speed.

:wtf:… I agree with valaris

dat theology rushdown is too strong ;p

Zeus never fights anyway, he turns into animals and buggers children then gets bitch slapped by his sister/wife. I think Mount Olympus is in rural Georgia and Olympians really like Ned Beatty.

But Jesus kills vampires and beats the shit out of atheist with super star Mexican wrestler El Santo!

^WTF Bernard? Wasn’t Santo co-starring with the Blue Demon in a lot of luchador films? Just saying, for Jesus to be in the same team as a demon is a little sacriligeous, unless he’s doing it to show his militancy. :stuck_out_tongue:

Personally, I worship the sun.

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Fuck Zeus, he gets beat down in damn near every fictional outting he appears in. TV, video games, comics, etc. Shit if you are going for a Greek/Roman god throw out Ares or that one nigga in the volcano always building shit or drop down to demi-status and pick up Hercules.

Jesus can come back from anything you throw at him but he is more of party guy than a fighter. My boy celebrates everything from his b-day to death and he brings enough food and drink for everyone. He could easily do a non-combative role… but what the fuck was the topic of this thread again?

Tell me something, though: was Xerxes REALLY that tall?

I thought it was like a gland problem. That true?

I think it was more forced perspective. Perhaps he had an army of midgets that made him look bigger.

OC

We don’t call them “midgets”. That’s derogatory. The politically correct term is “little person” or “dwarf” or “stumpy”.