Avengers movie thread

Maria Hill would get it.

Animated Maria Hill on EMH is hotter. They gave her dat booty.

Cartoons could get it.

I was like ‘who’s that’, then I googled and realized…“Oh Robin!” hahaha

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there is no maria hill, thats robin scherbatsky lol. that woman did shit and she gets an action figure now haha.

I just found out that Smulders is Canadian.
She is going on the list!

Yeah, a black Widow movie would be a waste. I’m sure they’ll stuff Scarlett into other form fitting and revealing outfits, but her bountiful T&A will only carry a flick so far. cough Elektra!

I thought Black Widow didnt have an accent… isn’t it important to her character that people don’t know she is Russian?

doesnt matter wasnt her choice i can almost guarantee it. thats the point not her fault.

No accent > fake, dumb accent.

I have a question:

What the hell was Iron Man suddenly doing in Germany?

The official wiki says they all traveled there together to capture Loki, but they all seemed pretty surprised to me when he made his (rather awesome) entrance.

SO true. It’s not easy imitating a Russian accent without sounding like a bad Call of Duty voice actor or Boris from Bullwinkle

Not a big deal for IM. He can easily fly to the other side of the world in his armor as he regularly demonstrates in the comics.
He probably hacked into Shields comms to determine their location.

Hey, Elektra was a cheaply made, badly directed, uncreative piece of dog crap!

Its NOT the character’s fault her movie was helmed by the hollywood equivalent of the sci-fi channel. Any more than It was Jonah Hex’s fault his movie turned out the same(although its 5 times more watchable than Elektra was).

I’m sure if Marvel Studios really cared, they could throw together something at least decent. Better yet, throw Hawkeye in there too! The duo can team up to take down some big terrorist organization that Shield is not happy with. I’d go see that. Can be a cool lil’ project between now and Avengers 2.

MORGAN FREEMAN IS…
BLACK PANTHER
COMING SOON

Yep. Only John Malkovich is allowed to have a Russian accent in movies.

Oh, and I went to go see this this weekend with a group of about 20 people, including Yipes. Watching that movie with him in the audience was one of the best moments of my life. I cracked up every time he went “OOOOOH!” in response to a big hit.

Also, the number of texts I’ve gotten in response to certain Nick Fury jokes: 18.

The only way a BW movie would work is if it was titled “Assy McGee: The Movie” and the perspective took place behind Scarlett Johansson’s ass Dead Space style. Rated M for Masturbate

Actually, I think her ass was about 8% bigger in Iron Man 2. I saw Avengers in IMAX 3D and I noticed something off…

So then.

Who is going to play his daughte…err, Storm? :coffee:

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

Am i detecting a bit of misogyny in here? The only female movie avenger can’t carry her own movie beyond the use of her boobies?

Really fellas? I thought we were above this…tsk tsk.

Sarcasm?

Or just a ginger Jew with the herp fetish, gone wild?

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

Idris Elba as Panther?

FTFY

LOL at fools complaining about Hulk w/ grey hairs. GREEN GIANT IS STRESSED OUT!