If only I could Rage Bend…
Gorath, while I may believe you that I misunderstood Ghosts of Mars, I seriously don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about here.
There was nothing horrifying about 28 Weeks Later beyond maybe the opening and when heterochromia mom gets murdered while strapped the table (which was horrifying half because of the [forced] helplessness and fact that they didn’t cut away from the gorn), which is basically the same time where everything went to Hell like the others were saying.
Unless, of course, you find incompetence terrifying, in which case you were probably pissing and shitting yourself due to the sheer gross incompetence showed to move along the “plot” and add in gorn throughout the movie. Seriously, I think it would be easier to say what was done correctly, i.e. next to nothing, rather than pointing everything wrong with that films and actions of the characters in it. Everyone basically had to hold the Idiot Ball and it’s REALLY tiresome seeing the military look like complete idiots, whereas that was part of what made 28 Days Later so refreshing, good and scary: the military in Days was human and had human reasons for the horrible things they did, whether then being incompetent robots who can’t aim or improvise or even properly protect people like in Weeks.
I’m guessing by “no apologies” you just mean it was gory and didn’t cut away from that gore/gorn. Sure, that’s something that’s semi-respectable, but gore doesn’t make necessarily make a movie scary; it makes it disgusting or cheaply entertaining or even laughable (as in the case of Weeks at many points).
As I mentioned earlier, I don’t mind that you actually enjoyed the movie, but to say that it’s better than Days and that Days is “namby pamby” when it’s one of the few “zombie” movies that manages to capture the isolation and survival aspects correctly? The fuck?
Ye gods, why do we agree on something?
That’s what everyone is saying, though. And that just makes it all the more apparent that it’s Shamalan’s fault for cutting things out that would have been necessary to keep in rather than have characters awkwardly narrate everything.
I mean, when his defense is basically “episodic things are episodic so I’m too lazy to try to adapt them and will instead break up things non-sensically”, why the hell are you defending his inane decisions?
Except that the “hidden gem” was already pretty popular, everyone in this thread and probably even the people of “Aang ain’t white” could have enjoyed the movie even with the wrong skin colors if it was actually decent or, you know, even remotely true to its source AND Hollywood remakes tend to suck more often than not anyway, being cheap attempts at trying to grasp at sure cash.
Hell, this was an attempt at “sure cash” that obviously backfired greatly since a life-action adaptation was nonsense and unnecessary, at least in my eyes.
Besides, as this thread shows, people can obviously enjoy shitty movies, so why stop making them?
I’m going to have to agree with voodazz on this one, specs, even though opinions CAN be wrong. Just let it go.
You’re just not going to convince the few people in this thread that enjoyed it that they shouldn’t have enjoyed it or, at least, that it isn’t anywhere near a good movie.