Attention Neogaf refugees

B would only ever work if you made a little walled garden for gaf and filled it with soft cookies and puppies, then moderated it with the intensity of a soviet internment camp. These people cannot handle any kind of heated disagreement, and would wash out of this place in a week.

Sad to say, but a lot of these people are no-lifers that have spent the better part of a decade in a curated bubble. They don’t have experience with interpersonal conflict in real life or online.

As much as I’ve been enjoying lurking the trash fire that’s been neogaf’s gaming section the last 3 days, I can’t help but feel a little bad for these people being terrified of going anywhere that won’t coddle them and assure them that they’re good people.

C is fine. The difference between SRK and GAF is that on GAF the hivemind is so pronounced that it’s like getting yelled at by one asshole. SRK is the wild west, where everyone is their own asshole. Even if a gaffer signs up, they don’t have their main weapon. You’d likely not even notice other than the sign up date. Just another asshole in GD.

I don’t know how we uniquely identify neogaf users. Is it by their use of a my little pony avatar?

There is a reason that forum is known as NeoFAG.

I have not come across a forum with such concentrated amounts of socially retarded people in my life. If you have ever stumbled into that off-topic forum you would be able to easily identify these individuals.

No, it’s when they start quoting the forum rules to mods and insinuate if they’re really strict enough. Believe me, I started seeing it happen as soon as Day 0 on the EZA forums.

Of course the DmC lover would say that C is fine.

I’m fairly left, but their off topic forum makes me feel like Newt Gringrich in comparison. You really can tell that all their world views have been fed to them by tumblr extremists and sociology professors. Almost nothing they took as gospel correlated or functioned with real life.

I’ve been PM’d that it appears that raz0r, angelpalm, and LordWilliam are ex-neogaf users.

Uncertain of how to proceed here.

Change their name to NGafer01 to 3 and set their avs to pony gore by default.

@thurst Matching or at least the very least thematically appropriate gif avatars. I love a good witch hunt.

No matter how wide the gap may be it will NEVER be as wide as you asshole after purchasing No Mans Sky.

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That’s a good start. Posting mlp reaction images = autoban

@preppy whoever pm’ed that got two out of three correct as I have never two timed srk, this is my only bitch, gonna miss you @raz0r and @LordWilliam1234

Did finally make a mal troll account though

I’m voting this if you change that to Affinity and lock them away in their own sub at the bottom of SRK.

Future shills and alt accounts can get banished to that shadow realm too.

I’ve never been on NeoGAF! I’m being framed!

…well, I did go on there recently to see it burn, but I don’t think I’m alone on that one :razz:

After finally seeing some of the regulars there I’ll gladly accept that rule if it keeps the worst of 'em out of here :rofl:

Enforce a zero tolerance policy for furfags, MLP avatar wearers, other assorted pedo/waifu fucktards, and maybe DavidStar, and the problem will fix itself pretty much a priori.

^This bitch coming back from Gaf like nothing happened.

Wipe that second hand puke off your sphincter holes, son. It is a bad look.

Is NeoGaf worse than Gaia?

https://i.imgur.com/dxnmU2g.gif

It would be more evil not to purify them with pain and free their souls from damnation. :coffee:

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Also loving how we have not received one refugee yet, like god damn guys we must be really fucking garbage in the eyes in the world if we cant even get neofag shit to wash up on our shores. I blame McRibs.

What is it about this thread that makes me so proud of being a part of this site? ihgoidshgdwhogheowdrlghioehfoehv

Neogaf backwards is banned right?

Yes