Are You Wearing Pants?

…so you have no pants son right now?

ps - fuck you and your @Neesa thievery

Damn Im a fuckin’ dope. I have pants on. Its cool though…it allows my new kitten to crawl up my leg without me screaming.

No wonder you let women keep them in a jar on their top shelf.

Is anybody wearing red pants?

Red pants are for Mongolians (outer-mongolians like M.bison)

http://i4.minus.com/i0tNXrkLMH14A.jpg

& dudes who wear up to 4 rings

http://i2.minus.com/iiJxHDRkg3TYF.PNG

Oh yes. Absolutely.

Please inspect them.
Don’t knock, just burst in and look directly at where my pants should be.

you say that about literally every thread

I literally never wear pants (Valley is hot as fuck) unless I’m going somewhere formal. Shorts are superior in every way.