Who cares about sf ex when sfv is 3d anyways barf
They should really just rename it to ‘Half-Life 3 Confirmed’ day
I really hope that’s an April fool’s. Because other than Steven Ogg doing that voice over, nothing about that looked interesting.
https://www.stoneagegamer.com/blog/2017/04/01/introducing-the-foreverdrive/
Diamonds are forever, and now your video games can be too with the ForeverDrive.
For a very limited time, Stone Age Gamer is offering its most premium EverDrive yet, the ForeverDrive, and it’s not for the faint of heart. Have a look.
What you’re looking at is an 18-karat gold plated aluminum NES cartridge shell with 4-carat diamonds embedded throughout. Some might think you’d have to be crazy to make something like this, but the folks here at Stone Age Gamer think they’d be crazy not to.
When asked, Ryan Cross, founder of StoneAgeGamer.com said “I was looking at my EverDrive N8 and I thought to myself, ‘this is nice, but I bet I could make it more sparkly.” Cross has always been a big fan of diamonds, even having gone to school for a few years to become a professional jeweler before the undeniably tempting life of of internet retail pulled him away. “At first I tried carving an NES cartridge out of a diamond, but those things are really hard, you know? That’s something they don’t teach you in jeweler school.”
What’s inside is the case is the latest iteration of the NES EverDrive, the EverDrive N8. It will come with an SD card pre-loaded with the EverDrive OS, and a custom BitBox lined with silk to help keep your ForeverDrive looking as shiny as possible. Oddly enough, the ForeverDrive’s contacts are not gold-plated.
So now for the big questions: How much, and how do you get one? Well, as you can imagine, the price tag is a bit hefty. One of these guys will set you back $15,000. Considering the number of diamonds and literal weight in gold involved in the design, it’s actually a really good bang for your buck. So, how do you get one? Well, you’re going to want to pay close attention to stoneagegamer.com for a preorder because production is limited to just 5 copies. “Contrary to popular belief, I’m not actually made of gold.” Says Cross. “I do shimmer in the sunlight, but that’s an unrelated issue.”
So what do you think? Will you be buying the ForeverDrive? If so, you can do so here.
the change in reaction buttons must be a April Fools joke.
all my likes.
and agrees.
gone.
no
no God.
why?
Is it wrong that I want the Wonder Twins Injustice 2 thing to be real…
The Yooka-Laylee Rap is so awful makes me ask for a Refund
Spoiler
, but I never contributed to the KS as I lacks everyone else’s nostalgia for Rareware
VA-11 Hall-A should be on the Switch.
I am so getting this day one.
Wheres my reaccs
THIS IS TOO MUCH SRK APRIL FOOLS PRANX HAVE GONE TOO FAR
Gosugamers goin in on OW too
Someone’s gonna actually try that and be mad as fuck.
Spiderman overlay coming to Disney’s Haunted Mansion as a tie-in to the new movie:
Capcom made a Street Fighter quiz. Can you beat it?
Adult Swim is playing the first episode of Season 3 of Rick and Morty until Midnight today!
Came here to post that. Relying on it being April Fools day for people not to believe. Sneaky bastards.
We actually lost one of the reactions (either Like or Insightful, I dunno which).