It was a bright, sunny Monday morning, Shinjiro Umatawari awoke to the beeping of his alarm clock. Shutting it off quickly, he rushed out of bed, today was a big, exciting day for him, a first day at a new school. As he meticulously laced and bucked up his ornate, black and gold uniform, his mother Akahisama called out to let him know breakfast was ready, and to wake his imouto. He walked down the hall, knocked once and pushed the door open “Nee-san…your oats are…” his voice trailed off as he stared at his half dressed sister, skirt half on, she was pulling he twin pony tails through the tail hole of her white and blue stripped panties “KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” She whinnied as she instinctively bucked and sent her shapely, yet powerful and hooved legs into his skull. Shinjiro was sent flying across the hallway. Timidly, with clasped hands, his sister clip clopped over to the mangled, bloody pool of a man, "Oni-chan…die-joh-bu?"
Shinjiro recovered in a convenient fashion, he was still sore at breakfast, but the sight of his smiling sister, messily eating an apple healed his heart and he was excited for his first day again. “I’m going to be late!” He said as he ran for the door. He said his good byes and began running down the street. It was a very important day as Centaurimo Gakuen, the most prestigious horse girl academy was becoming a mixed horse girl/human boy school. Since he spent all of childhood in an inner city school for slightly effeminate boys he was excited for the opportunity to meet some girls… He began to day dream about their long, powerfu forelegs legs and glossy coats when suddenly, around a blind corner, he realized he could hear a steady galloping, but it was too late. When he came to, he felt something soft and realized he couldn’t move. Appropriate as he was pinned under the breasts of a 1000 pound horse girl. With much difficulty, she clumsily raised herself to her feet, “Gomenisai gomenisai gomenisai!” She frantically cried as she energetically pranced around him. He managed to mumble a few words. After some short introductions, learning that he was going to the same school as her, and he had not seen her panties due to his caved in skull. She offered to give him a ride, she slung him over her broad back. “Eeee-nah” he thought…then she began to gallop…the shaking and brain trauma lulled him into a deep sleep.
Shinjiro could feel a slight nuzzling as he heard “Wake up…wake up”. They were at school. The energetic Miki had carried him there in record time, as she was a member of the track club like most of the other students at Centaurimo Academy. Feeling bad for running him through, she began to give him a tour of the facilities, as well as introducing him to the 8 or so unique and interesting personalities, including a glasses girl horse who was into computers, a quiet horse girl into books, a slutty one “She’s a real hor…SE!” Said Miki, identifying herself as the energetic one who likes puns…there was also a weird one, a normalish one with low self esteem and maybe a couple other who were like mixes of other but had unique hair styles. But most unique and interesting was Senauma Oujousuki, proud thoroughbred and captain of the track club, and thus defacto school president. She had come from the most successful lineage of Kentucky Derby winners, rumor had it her Arabian warlord master had paid some 22 million dollars for her. He wealth was evident in the ornate braids in her jet black mane, the glossy shine to her silky white coat and the diamonds embedded in her horse shoes. Naturally, every girl loved her and whinnied and galloped around her where ever she went.
Shinjiro was entranced by the galloping beauty, The way her hair flowed in the wind, the way her tight muscles swelled and fought against her bloomers, the way her perky, 16 year old anime breasts bounced and jiggled out of synch when she ran. He was entranced, and barely noticed when she gently strode up to a few feet away, getting her towel and horse blanket. “What are you staring at?” She asked coldly he managed to mumble a “domo” but she simply snorted and stamped her back left hoof. . He sighed deeply and his shoulders sank “Its only the first day and already she hates…” “Look out!” Creid a voice, but Shinjiro, in his melancholy, failed to see the polo ball travelling towards his head.
He woke up in a bright room “You’ve taken quite a few blows to the head today” a soothing voice said, he looked over and saw an older woman a sexy horse nurse uniform. He sat himself up, realizing he was in the nurses office. “You aren’t very bright are you” she said, licking her large and flappy lips. He sheepishly laughed and scratched the back of his head “You know Centaurimo Gakuen is a very prestigious academy…its so rare that a student falls behind and into my care…and you know…glue is just so valuable around here…” Shinjo noticed that she was fingering a bone saw and immediately lept out of the bed and bolted for the door. “Mah-teh!” She cried as she tried to chase after him, somehow getting tangled in bandages along the way. “Oh god Oh god Oh God, Gotta hide gotta hide!” He scrambled into the a room and slammed the door shut behind him and locking it.
When he turned around, his eyes immediately soaked up the naked beauty of Senauma Oujousuk . The long flowing hair, freed of its braids, a sea of rippling muscles, a long glistening girl cock longer and thicker than his arm, long elegant legs ending in immaculately trimmed hooves… a single brown spot shaped like a heart on her rear buttock and a deeply red face as she scrambled to hide her body. Shinjiro started to apologize, but it didn’t matter. She kicked him as hard as she could.
He died instantly.
The End.
We need older Shinobu though. Karen needs to get a brotherly whooping, and I hope Araragi goes Vampire mode and whoops Kaiki’s ass >:( . Also, they didn’t show Karen and Koyomi kissing :sad:. Needs more action IMO.