Animal Thread

newly discovered warrior wasp found on the remote Indonesian island of Sulawesi.

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How the common wasp compares to the newly discovered warrior

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What the heck!

I,m browsing from my tablet, in bed, and now I won’t be able to sleep. Howvis that think newly discovered? Who doesn’t notice giant monster wasps for the last, couple thousand years?

Because those who saw one probably didn’t live long enough to talk about it.

Mysterious ‘corkscrew’ deaths of seals… can you guess what did this?

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You’d have to pay me serious ££$$ to go to an island filled with 3000 of these mofo’s. Not only that, I’d need a transparent tent (to see whats around me at all times) with a 7ft wall of barbed wire around it, an ak47, a samurai sword and adderall tablets to keep me up at night.

Picture of teen who survived lethal Arctic attack by Polar bear.

humpback angler fish. would you eat this for $1000

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What did he look like before? I always told myself if i got attacked by a bear I’d start wearing an eyepatch and start working out like crazy.

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Or, you know…you could just bring me along and give me night vision goggles (they mostly come out at night…mostly), a daito and an ak-47. I got your back.

Well I’m sad now.

if they attack us in groups we can throw cans of coke at them, to divert their attention… I’ve heard they like coca cola… or was it cocaine?.. I cant remember.

is there anything polar bears cant do?

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GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

I can’t think of another animal that is as much of a juxtaposition of adorable and lethal as bears.

They like both, in equal amounts. You see, the species was introduced to Coke back when it actually contained cocaine, and the chemical need for it became built into their instincts. Even though there is no longer cocaine in it, they still have cravings for cola.

No one posted, but I’m sure you all heard about that 21 ft saltwater crocodile that recently caught in the Philippines. Largest crocodile caught ever, it’s huge

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http://news.yahoo.com/giant-crocodile-captured-alive-philippines-134625838.html

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Here is another video of a slightly smaller one (19 ft long) in the Philippines as well. This video is actually pretty exciting, as you see it come out of the water. I love crocodiles, but this video is prettyyyy freaky seeing the mass of the thing, hahaha. Fast forward to about 1:25

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I don’t know what that feeder’s balls are made of but engineers should study them, for they are surely harder than steel.

its crazy the way he just turns his back when the crocs up close to him.

Everyone knows all you gotta do is tell them you ain’t got no damn tree-fiddy, and they’ll leave you alone.