An introduction to my job, and what I do around here

shin_neferio · 2012-02-27T13:43:03.000Z

white knight cancer invasion on SRK? lol

Graphf · 2012-02-27T13:43:50.000Z

Thank you for supporting the NCC’s effort to stamp out naughty language on internet forums.

However, I have to write you a citation because your post contains the word “fucking”.

You have two more strikes left. When you run out of strikes, I will report you to the admins or an immediate moderator so they can infract you for the use of profanity.

I understand completely and all I have to say in my defense is that I am taking one for the team. I just had to let you know how much you rock.

Also, as I am sure you are aware Mark Twain had some interesting things to say about cursing:

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

- Private and Public Morals speech, 1906*

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It’s dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

- Mark Twain, a Biography*

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

- Mark Twain, a Biography*

There is more but this sampling should suffice. What is the NCC’s position in light of the seminal Mr. Twain’s thoughts on the matter.

P.S. Also, please do not go into the Vega sub-forum for the SF4 series or search for my posting history there. Those posts were made a long time ago before the NCC began jurisdiction over SRK. It would be unfair to cite people for past crimes, i.e. applying a law retroactively. **

Graphf · 2012-02-27T13:47:02.000Z

oh and when you cited me for using the F word, you didn’t give me it’s current rating like you did w/ others. The whole PG-13 or R rated thing is too good. Can’t be slipping on the job Agent Smith. Regulations are regulations after all! Tut-tut!

drizzt360 · 2012-02-27T13:50:21.000Z

Does the NCC do lots of smack?

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-27T13:53:59.000Z

The word “FUCK” is ambiguously rated. It’s had appearances in R, PG-13, and even PG movies! While the latter was only applicable to movies that used it once (and in good context) that were made before 1991, it see sporadic appearances in R and PG-13 rated material.

R ratings are reserved for pervasive use of the word, PG-13 can have one pervasive use but more understandable usage. Your use of the word “FUCK” garners a PG-15 rating due to the fact that it has the “ING” suffix

PKSkyler · 2012-02-27T13:59:52.000Z

Can i still say Republican?

Exodus_1 · 2012-02-27T14:01:05.000Z

What about “The Anti Profanity Patrol” you are the scum of the fucking Earth because the children are going to be FINE.

Shinkuu_Tatsumaki · 2012-02-27T14:05:37.000Z

Fuck you op, you stupid piece of shit. Shut the fuck up. Eat shit and die useless fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Do your job now bitch.

drizzt360 · 2012-02-27T14:06:48.000Z

Can you post a list of alternative curse words?

Missing_Person · 2012-02-27T14:08:46.000Z

Can you post a list of alternative curse words?

Just say mmkay.

Graphf · 2012-02-27T14:08:49.000Z

The word “FUCK” is ambiguously rated. It’s had appearances in R, PG-13, and even PG movies! While the latter was only applicable to movies that used it once (and in good context) that were made before 1991, it see sporadic appearances in R and PG-13 rated material.

R ratings are reserved for pervasive use of the word, PG-13 can have one pervasive use but more understandable usage. Your use of the word “FUCK” garners a PG-15 rating due to the fact that it has the “ING” suffix

Thank you! This was a very informative post!

What if I were to write the word “shit” but then use a strike through like this: [S]Shit[/S]

Does that make it any better? Also, I don’t believe I should be cited for this posting since it’s main purpose is as an example and was made to gain a further understanding for NCC protocol and regulations. Thank you for understanding Agent Smith.

EDIT:

I never got a response from you about the Mark Twain quotes and NCC’s offical position regarding his opinion, esteemed as it was, R.I.P. Mark Twain.

tataa8P · 2012-02-27T14:19:31.000Z

this is great news. now that the NCC is upon us, i’m expecting a couple thousand infractions to be handed out in the next few days for a good percentage of SRK members’ use of profanity on the boards. kinda wonder who gave this guy the job in the first place and why of all places did he decide to defile and desecrate the purest of pure bastions of cursing on the interweb which is SRK? it must be what the Mayans said about 2012 being the end of days. oh, the horror…

8P

Geese_Pants · 2012-02-27T18:01:10.000Z

The fuck is this shit…

Starhammer · 2012-02-27T18:11:24.000Z

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

You’re doomed.

-Starhammer-

Don_Barracuda · 2012-02-27T18:40:47.000Z

Dear orochizoolander,

The racial slur, “nigga”, you used will most likely offend someone of African descent.

Even if it’s used in a non-racist context, i.e. terms of endearment, it’s still a derivative of the word “nigger” which has a long and ugly history.

Please refrain using any racial slurs.

I fucking love this post

edit: Orochizoolander isn’t even black :wasted:

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-27T18:51:20.000Z

I fucking love this post

edit: Orochizoolander isn’t even black :wasted:

Orochizoolander isn’t even a SF player.
I know this shit was five years ago, but it’s still hilarious. Evo 2k7, took this dude half an hour to DP on stick with O.Gat and was going around telling every ST player that O.Gat has 11 frames of invincibility on his j.lk
Nothin but love, Zoolander, nothin but love.

Don_Barracuda · 2012-02-27T19:13:10.000Z

Orochizoolander isn’t even a SF player.
I know this shit was five years ago, but it’s still hilarious. Evo 2k7, took this dude half an hour to DP on stick with O.Gat and was going around telling every ST player that O.Gat has 11 frames of invincibility on his j.lk
Nothin but love, Zoolander, nothin but love.

Good times

pedoviejo · 2012-02-27T20:20:11.000Z

fuck me

pedoviejo · 2012-02-27T20:21:46.000Z

fuck you, and fuck the children.

odin · 2012-02-27T20:23:05.000Z

IT’S TOUGH TO PATROL A SITE WHERE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY NIGGER FAGGOT