An introduction to my job, and what I do around here

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T01:21:20.000Z

Ay bitch.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Instead of telling these sad little bastards on the internet not to cuss, you need to do some productive shit like getting your ass back in the fucking kitchen and making me a goddamn sandwich.

Dear Nephinel,

Member Since: Jan 12, 2011

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

Sabin41 · 2012-02-28T01:22:24.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

Wow, your witty response has made me atone for my ways, I have found God, she is beautiful, I will not let my foul language soil the innocent beauty that is the internet.

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:22:38.000Z

This dude’s going by join dates. LMAO, he’s a vet… A definite vet.
My dollahz goes to my favorite whiteboy gamer.

drizzt360 · 2012-02-28T01:25:06.000Z

Well, Ive been here almost ten years or so, so I’ll put it as nice as I can…kick fucking rocks you douche.

p.s. the regulars here must be desperate for something to happen around here if they think this thread is golden. very sad.

pedoviejo · 2012-02-28T01:25:31.000Z

Wow, your witty response has made me atone for my ways, I have found God, she is beautiful, I will not let my foul language soil the innocent beauty that is the internet.

its to late for you, you filthy pig. She does not forget, nor forgive, now die and rot in hell where you belong!!!

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:26:23.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE…YESTERDAY

YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGER SCRUB

:sad:

Kankuri · 2012-02-28T01:27:21.000Z

“Cuss” words are emotionally conditioned by society to give negative feelings to the user and the recipient.

In reality, many “cuss” words are of humble or complex origins. By using these words, we are not only preserving the intense emotions behind the initial development of the word, but preserving the very history of our humanity.

By accepting that you are bound by societies’ definition of what is right and wrong, you close yourself within a conservative bubble of false expectations and mislead perceptions of normality.

Also, watch this historical video:
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The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T01:28:58.000Z

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE…YESTERDAY

YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGER SCRUB

Dear Nephinel,

I have warned you multiple times not to use any curse words, but I’m afraid I’ll have to infract you for using the words:

“FUCKING”

“BITCH”

“NIGGER”

“YOU”

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:30:53.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

I have warned you multiple times not to use any curse words, but I’m afraid I’ll have to infract you for using the words:

“FUCKING”

“BITCH”

“NIGGER”

“YOU”

wow…sand in the vagina

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:32:09.000Z

I like how the newbies on this forum, like Nephinel are taking this thread so seriously.
:LMAO:

Cryoh · 2012-02-28T01:34:45.000Z

This novelty account is owning the hell out of the new guys.

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:34:48.000Z

nah I’m just having fun

I cuss like this in real life just as much as I do here

drizzt360 · 2012-02-28T01:35:49.000Z

nah I’m just having fun

I cuss like this in real life just as much as I do here

No you’re not and no you dont.

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:39:18.000Z

nah I’m just having fun

I cuss like this in real life just as much as I do here

Vorkosigan · 2012-02-28T01:41:19.000Z

“SHIT” & “CRAP” - Poop, Pooh, Crud, Excrement, Shirt,** SF4**

Fuck me I laughed

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:42:57.000Z

well I try not to cuss in front of my folks because those are my folks but every now and then I slip up

apparently this is a real website and not some elaborate troll attempt

maybe instead of focusing my energy on such foul, profane language I should take up this no-cussing thing so I can better my life and get a picture with Hulk Hogan too

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:44:09.000Z

well I try not to cuss in front of my folks because those are my folks but every now and then I slip up

apparently this is a real website and not some elaborate troll attempt

maybe instead of focusing my energy on such foul, profane language I should take up this no-cussing thing so I can better my life and get a picture with Hulk Hogan too

Dude…

your fuck needs to be shut. Immediately.

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:45:26.000Z

HEY NOW LET’S CUT DOWN ON THE FUCKING PROFANITY

I WANT TO GET A BOOK DEAL TOO

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T01:45:52.000Z

Hatred_Edge · 2012-02-28T01:47:22.000Z

He’s right guys. Profanity is not appropriate. You know what is? Exercise. Let’s all join together in the burning of fat and the shedding of sweat:
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