An introduction to my job, and what I do around here

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T00:48:59.000Z

Burn.

Guess I know now not to put my fucking head in where it’s not welcome hey?

Ah well, guess I’ll just have to leave the sad fuck to his hopeless task of trying to police the internet.

Dear Sabin41,

Please do not use the word “FUCK” and any variation using different suffixes.

However, it seems you signed up on 1/11/2012, which means you are a relatively new member so you don’t know about the things I do.

I patrol the internet enforcing clean, G-Rated (PG-9 rated if you’re lucky) language.

Nini_Heart · 2012-02-28T00:50:29.000Z

Subbed

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-11-Eddie-Griffin.gif

dn3000 · 2012-02-28T00:53:24.000Z

^ you get a + 1 for that undercover brother gif…

pedoviejo · 2012-02-28T00:55:38.000Z

People die of aids,

your life’s mission is to make the Internet a PG movie. You are the equivalent of those people who want to give dolphins (bullies of the sea) human rights.

Yes, humanity will usher in a glorious age due to the combined efforts of you and SRK.

CaliberChamp · 2012-02-28T01:01:49.000Z

People take freedom of speech the wrong way. _
I can understand if someone is pissed off and cusses. But to cuss in every single sentence is so annoying and it doesn’t make you a bad ass for doing so despite you wanting to be. For example, it’s really gets annoying after a while when people say the word nigga in every sentence.

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:13:30.000Z

Ay bitch.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Instead of telling these sad little bastards on the internet not to cuss, you need to do some productive shit like getting your ass back in the fucking kitchen and making me a goddamn sandwich.

nameingway · 2012-02-28T01:16:42.000Z

these mother fuckers are loose dick mother fuckers up in this bitch. man up you stupid mother fuckers.

Sabin41 · 2012-02-28T01:17:46.000Z

Dear Sabin41,

I’m the softest bitch on the internet

Good luck with that, no one gives a fuck except to laugh at you.

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T01:21:20.000Z

Ay bitch.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Instead of telling these sad little bastards on the internet not to cuss, you need to do some productive shit like getting your ass back in the fucking kitchen and making me a goddamn sandwich.

Dear Nephinel,

Member Since: Jan 12, 2011

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

Sabin41 · 2012-02-28T01:22:24.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

Wow, your witty response has made me atone for my ways, I have found God, she is beautiful, I will not let my foul language soil the innocent beauty that is the internet.

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:22:38.000Z

This dude’s going by join dates. LMAO, he’s a vet… A definite vet.
My dollahz goes to my favorite whiteboy gamer.

drizzt360 · 2012-02-28T01:25:06.000Z

Well, Ive been here almost ten years or so, so I’ll put it as nice as I can…kick fucking rocks you douche.

p.s. the regulars here must be desperate for something to happen around here if they think this thread is golden. very sad.

pedoviejo · 2012-02-28T01:25:31.000Z

Wow, your witty response has made me atone for my ways, I have found God, she is beautiful, I will not let my foul language soil the innocent beauty that is the internet.

its to late for you, you filthy pig. She does not forget, nor forgive, now die and rot in hell where you belong!!!

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:26:23.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

According to this site’s lingo, you are affectionately known as a “scrub” or “noobington.”

Come back and impose effrontery on me when you sign up ten years earlier.

Same goes Sabin41.

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE…YESTERDAY

YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGER SCRUB

:sad:

Kankuri · 2012-02-28T01:27:21.000Z

“Cuss” words are emotionally conditioned by society to give negative feelings to the user and the recipient.

In reality, many “cuss” words are of humble or complex origins. By using these words, we are not only preserving the intense emotions behind the initial development of the word, but preserving the very history of our humanity.

By accepting that you are bound by societies’ definition of what is right and wrong, you close yourself within a conservative bubble of false expectations and mislead perceptions of normality.

Also, watch this historical video:
[media=youtube]3_Nrp7cj_tM[/media]

The_Anti_Profanity_Patrol · 2012-02-28T01:28:58.000Z

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE…YESTERDAY

YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGER SCRUB

Dear Nephinel,

I have warned you multiple times not to use any curse words, but I’m afraid I’ll have to infract you for using the words:

“FUCKING”

“BITCH”

“NIGGER”

“YOU”

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:30:53.000Z

Dear Nephinel,

I have warned you multiple times not to use any curse words, but I’m afraid I’ll have to infract you for using the words:

“FUCKING”

“BITCH”

“NIGGER”

“YOU”

wow…sand in the vagina

lunch_hotdogs · 2012-02-28T01:32:09.000Z

I like how the newbies on this forum, like Nephinel are taking this thread so seriously.
:LMAO:

Cryoh · 2012-02-28T01:34:45.000Z

This novelty account is owning the hell out of the new guys.

Nephinel · 2012-02-28T01:34:48.000Z

nah I’m just having fun

I cuss like this in real life just as much as I do here