All things PrOn (Stars, Movies, Rants, Reviews & Ducky's 5 star choices) Thread

Shaft_Agent · 2014-10-20T08:50:55.000Z

ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine

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robots will always win, yo.

blueleon · 2014-10-20T09:03:28.000Z

I was messing around with a plug-in massager that my parents had years ago. For teh lulz I decided to apply it to my penis.

From then on I discovered the joys of vibration.
The massager is gone now and there’s no way I can keep one at home now. I get my fix from the showerhead.

Manx · 2014-10-20T11:12:13.000Z

Don’t listen to them luggards, blueleon. This entire thread is about nothing but getting your rocks off. I had a girl show me the best way to get myself off. A GIRL! That was both hot and kinda humiliating at the same time. Just imagine having a girl show you how to masturbate.

Now, imagine a girl showing you how to masturbate.

Spirit_Juice · 2014-10-20T11:31:28.000Z

Did she put something in your butt?

thiagoeis · 2014-10-20T15:34:15.000Z

A friend of mine sent me some links once, and in the middle of them there was a parody that involved… Gargoyles. Guys painted in grey with demon-like masks busting some girl. I couldn’t laugh or get a boner. lol

Manx · 2014-10-20T17:15:07.000Z

Spirit_Juice:

Did she put something in your butt?

Nope. Never had the prostate scrub, but I would welcome it if the correct pair of skilled hands wanted to pull the ole’ Jack Shaftoe.

BigDewey · 2014-10-21T06:17:19.000Z

And now I’m thinking about the movie “Road Trip” and that scene with the nurse finger-fucking Stifler…

Pterodactyl · 2014-10-21T18:16:42.000Z

thiagoeis:

A friend of mine sent me some links once, and in the middle of them there was a parody that involved… Gargoyles.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/y5KjaBV.gif

Unreallystic · 2014-10-21T18:31:58.000Z

I guess during the day they have rock hard c*cks…

Unreall

thiagoeis · 2014-10-21T21:56:42.000Z

Pterodactyl:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u243/Clievile/Gargooles_zpsc0a7aa75.png

And I’m currently watching the Gargoyles animated series btw. Fuck my life.

blueleon · 2014-10-22T07:19:15.000Z

I would like some training time with this dental robot patient alone, unsupervised, and behind locked doors and closed blinds.

Manx · 2014-10-22T09:02:28.000Z

We’re almost there. I have some ideas about writing a story about a guy who makes really lifelike sex dolls, but I can’t take it anywhere. My outline has so far had the doll going crazy and trying to kill the protagonist, to his girlfriend trying to kill him, to him trying to kill the doll. “Doll” is an understatement, as this doll is pretty much the real thing. In fact, one of the areas I want to explore in the story is the idea that the dolls are organically grown around a robotic exoskeleton from artificial DNA, so that they have real flesh and can actually eat and process food. Not sure if I’ll make it to where they HAVE to do that, but they definitely can. In fact, I might make part of the conflict the ability to act out violence upon the dolls without repercussion, and also fulfilling gross fetishes like scat and water play.

Scary shit.

I just don’t know where to take the story. I’ll have to work on it. Buy a sex robot, people!

OGSF · 2014-10-22T12:27:32.000Z

While we’re at it:

SoVi3t · 2014-10-22T22:26:33.000Z

no lies, Demona would fucking get it

Kashiyukasthighs · 2014-10-22T22:39:56.000Z

Any suggestions on girls who can ride? Has a fuking ugly face but can ride real good, just discovered rachel starr.

SoVi3t · 2014-10-22T22:45:17.000Z

Kashiyukasthighs:

Any suggestions on girls who can ride? Has a fuking ugly face but can ride real good, just discovered rachel starr.

missy monroe, kayla marie, gia paloma

blueleon · 2014-10-22T22:45:29.000Z

Rachel Starr does not have an ugly face. She is fucking gorgeous from top to bottom.

WTF is wrong with you?

thiagoeis · 2014-10-22T23:23:01.000Z

Rachel Starr’s face isn’t that pretty IMO, but she has dat ass.

Kagamizen · 2014-10-22T23:32:18.000Z

OGSF:

While we’re at it:

http://baileyjayblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bailey-jay-cheerleader-01.jpg

expanding your porn horizons?

dab00g · 2014-10-22T23:38:00.000Z

Osgf is in love with a trapper