All things PrOn (Stars, Movies, Rants, Reviews & Ducky's 5 star choices) Thread

Taito · 2014-10-09T06:53:46.000Z

Are those fake Skinemax pornos still being made? Like those 2am classics with Stacey Dash and Teri Hatcher?

Infernoman · 2014-10-09T08:02:14.000Z

I lost my 1st collection to a dead Hard Drive issue. Perhaps if I can move the internal platters into a new outter drive case I can restore it all. At the same time It’s not a total loss. I have been able to rebuild

The_Invincible_Swordsman · 2014-10-09T08:42:50.000Z

Need to see more jasmine James.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

In the cuckold porns, who exactly is the cuckold?

Is it the dude fucking the chic?
Or the dude watching his chic get fucked?
Or is it even the chic herself? Fuck, idk.

Geese_Pants · 2014-10-09T09:14:22.000Z

I thought the cuckold was the guy watching his girl get the coal sausage…who then eats her holes after the fuck.

dab00g · 2014-10-09T09:39:05.000Z

Cuckold porn is weird bi sexual stuff

Efukt with fuckin black dude blowing a load on the girl with his eyes closed, switcheroo, and white guy straight up “sucks him off to get a taste of her”

The look on dudes face when he finished was like “wtt”

But he already nutted and used the cuckOlds spit as lube.

White dude drained him at the end and black guy was just going fuuuuuck

Like he already orgasmed on the dude, he can’t take it back

The blooper that i laugh at most was these dudes doing dp, one pulls it out her ass and nuts on the other dude’s face and goes “my bad”

People

Wasted · 2014-10-09T10:36:55.000Z

I try to stay away from that and just stick to “cuckold” porn, where it’s just interracial with pretext.

dab00g · 2014-10-09T12:41:24.000Z

I have been liking those 5 on 1 povs. Japanese tend to make these, but americans been making some.

I like it better when girls are having fun. Not sounding tortured

Pterodactyl · 2014-10-09T20:51:02.000Z

Geese_Pants:

Kelsi Monroe

I didn’t know who she was before, but I sure as hell do now.

Dramatix · 2014-10-09T22:59:24.000Z

Unreallystic:

Anyone ever throw away there collection? After you did so - what was your level of regret?

Unreall

Considering that my computer had begun to lag and the material took up a shitload of space, I kinda had to delete it. Plus back then, I had to share a computer. There are a bit of regret, but then again the computer was rather old. The thing about male solo scenes is that sometimes they do weird shit. :\

Spoiler

Like dry-humping/fucking a coach for example.

blueleon · 2014-10-19T06:16:30.000Z

Sometimes I masturbate lying down on the bathtub facing up, wi th the showerhead aimed at my crotch from 6 & 1/2 ft. above, and allow the torrent of water to massage my cock and balls.
You don’t need your hands at this point. Just think naughty thoughts.

It doesn’t feel quite as good as using a handheld massager on your meatstick but the sensation is wonderful if you don’t overdo it.

blueleon · 2014-10-19T06:46:05.000Z

WTF does this have to do with the pr0n thread you ask? I dunno how to answer…

Pterodactyl · 2014-10-19T14:29:48.000Z

blueleon:

Sometimes I masturbate lying down on the bathtub facing up, wi th the showerhead aimed at my crotch from 6 & 1/2 ft. above, and allow the torrent of water to massage my cock and balls.
You don’t need your hands at this point. Just think naughty thoughts.

It doesn’t feel quite as good as using a handheld massager on your meatstick but the sensation is wonderful if you don’t overdo it.

Taito · 2014-10-19T15:57:40.000Z

nothing works on this forum

Megaclydes · 2014-10-19T17:30:25.000Z

[Album] Porn Parodys

Dunno if this has already been posted, cba to check.
Few parodies, Spoingebob one in particular is weird as

Spirit_Juice · 2014-10-19T23:06:17.000Z

Wow… even The Three Stooges got a porn parody? Is nothing sacred?!

Infernoman · 2014-10-20T04:21:39.000Z

@Blueleon went too far.

SoVi3t · 2014-10-20T04:24:09.000Z

Spirit_Juice:

Wow… even The Three Stooges got a porn parody? Is nothing sacred?!

obviously not. They threw green paint on Chyna (except her vag) and called her She-Hulk. They threw yellow paint on people, and made the Simpsons. They had porn stars play underage cartoon characters, and fuck, and it somehow isn’t considered childporn.

This thread is pretty sad at times…If @Ducky still posted here, he would be a sad sad Duck

Sesshomaru_2 · 2014-10-20T07:58:58.000Z

SoVi3t:

My dad had a HUGE collection of classic porn, but was oddly anal about my jacking off, or access to porn. I SELDOM got to ever use the internet, until I moved out on my own, when I turned 17. To this day, him and I don’t get along. Fucking uneducated hypocritical asshole.

I’m pretty sure he had to raise a child that wasn’t his own, for better or worse, there is this emptiness only filled with BBWs, you should thank him.

Shaft_Agent · 2014-10-20T08:12:19.000Z

Ducky was never the chosen one.

blueleon stealing my playbook. No human alone will ever give you as intense an orgasm as vibration. Can’t wait for whorebots with the vibrating vaginas and such

Pertho · 2014-10-20T08:16:48.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

No human alone will ever give you as intense an orgasm as vibration. Can’t wait for whorebots with the vibrating vaginas and such

Before we were a couple, my wife made these cinnamon apple pancakes once that…