All things PrOn (Stars, Movies, Rants, Reviews & Ducky's 5 star choices) Thread

blueleon · 2014-09-26T09:57:22.000Z

Manx:

You ever wonder why we evolved to the point where it’s embarrassing to get caught masturbating? Which is more embarrassing? simply being caught naked, or exposed, or doing something sexy? I don’t get it. There’s nothing shameful about it because everyone does it, and most the time it’s either family or friends, some close relation that catches us. So I don’t see why we’re so ashamed other than the obvious religious/prude.

Getting caught masturbating by your family is not a good look, period. The looks and awkward silence that follows is damning to say the least.

My grandma once walked in on me in the living room where I was sitting next to a desktop, with my trousers down. I quickly babbled that I was trying to locate an itchy rash down there. She simply walked away as if nothing happened. God, that was a shitty moment.

ReoGeo · 2014-09-26T09:59:17.000Z

I think porn is actually a important step in a man’s life. When it comes to acquiring porn,hiding porn,seeking out more porn and thinking of all the logistics of each step involved, us men need to use a lot of skills to get this done. We gotta be innovative,discreet,inventive and most of all come prepared with a plan. You got young boys who normally are hyper and can’t focus on a single thought for longer then a second suddenly prepping shit like batman. In short, porn temporarily turns all men into geniuses.

Pterodactyl · 2014-09-26T11:23:22.000Z

blueleon:

Manx:

You ever wonder why we evolved to the point where it’s embarrassing to get caught masturbating? Which is more embarrassing? simply being caught naked, or exposed, or doing something sexy? I don’t get it. There’s nothing shameful about it because everyone does it, and most the time it’s either family or friends, some close relation that catches us. So I don’t see why we’re so ashamed other than the obvious religious/prude.

Getting caught masturbating by your family is not a good look, period. The looks and awkward silence that follows is damning to say the least.

My grandma once walked in on me in the living room where I was sitting next to a desktop, with my trousers down. I quickly babbled that I was trying to locate an itchy rash down there. She simply walked away as if nothing happened. God, that was a shitty moment.

It’s only awkward if your parents are really finicky like that.

If my parents walked in on me when I lived with them they’d probably laugh and walk out of the room.

My philosophy is if you come in on me beating off it’s your fault, you should knock first and wait.

Manx · 2014-09-26T11:49:32.000Z

Sex is far too taboo in this country.

OGSF · 2014-09-26T12:39:05.000Z

You know what’s strange? This…

Unreallystic · 2014-09-26T12:57:46.000Z

axeman61:

I never understood that myself. I mean, I’ll give the benefit of the doubt to a few guys; maybe after shooting the scene for an hour plus, they’ve lost their boner a bit and have to whack it off to cross the finish line. But for the majority of porn to end like that? Ugh.

Be honest though, if you’ve been a self stroker for lack of a better term, you know what’s going to get the ‘biggest payday’, no woman - no matter how skilled - will ever be as knowledgeable as you are about your own “O”. So if you’re going for that big money shot, then you sometimes put matters into your own hands. Its on a personal level the downside to my wife being pregnant, she wants it and bad at times, and she wants it ‘inside’ because ‘nothing can come from it’, but yo, the kid can’t get his Peter North on inside.

:bluu:

SoVi3t · 2014-09-26T16:05:18.000Z

Pterodactyl:

blueleon:

Manx:

You ever wonder why we evolved to the point where it’s embarrassing to get caught masturbating? Which is more embarrassing? simply being caught naked, or exposed, or doing something sexy? I don’t get it. There’s nothing shameful about it because everyone does it, and most the time it’s either family or friends, some close relation that catches us. So I don’t see why we’re so ashamed other than the obvious religious/prude.

Getting caught masturbating by your family is not a good look, period. The looks and awkward silence that follows is damning to say the least.

My grandma once walked in on me in the living room where I was sitting next to a desktop, with my trousers down. I quickly babbled that I was trying to locate an itchy rash down there. She simply walked away as if nothing happened. God, that was a shitty moment.

It’s only awkward if your parents are really finicky like that.

If my parents walked in on me when I lived with them they’d probably laugh and walk out of the room.

My philosophy is if you come in on me beating off it’s your fault, you should knock first and wait.

my parents were more the “This is our house, why the fuck is this door closed, don’t try to tell me you were just scratching.”

My dad had a HUGE collection of classic porn, but was oddly anal about my jacking off, or access to porn. I SELDOM got to ever use the internet, until I moved out on my own, when I turned 17. To this day, him and I don’t get along. Fucking uneducated hypocritical asshole.

GeoG2 · 2014-09-30T22:03:27.000Z

Morgan Lee is that new Asian hotness. Tacky tats though.

BigDewey · 2014-10-01T02:29:08.000Z

Newbies

Serena Torres
Julie Kay
Cassidy Banks
Halle Von

Infernoman · 2014-10-01T03:45:52.000Z

Can’t quote shit damn…

@SoVi3t‌ yoy should have called your dad out on that.

Darklightjg1 · 2014-10-02T02:59:17.000Z

Dee Siren…

I just love seeing a bitch get the coherence fucked out of her.

OGSF · 2014-10-02T12:07:43.000Z

Google Bailey Jay…

blueleon · 2014-10-02T19:31:30.000Z

OGSF:

Google Bailey Jay…

What are you, 12?

Kagamizen · 2014-10-02T21:26:47.000Z

probably is

dab00g · 2014-10-03T11:49:27.000Z

He’s also into dudes with boobs

Kagamizen · 2014-10-03T20:21:53.000Z

well interest of fairness. she is a pornstar and this is a porn thread. we should not be too harsh.

Wasted · 2014-10-04T02:52:13.000Z

GeoG2:

Morgan Lee is that new Asian hotness. Tacky tats though.

I’ve always preferred Sharon Lee, but I guess she’s not really new.

Infernoman · 2014-10-04T07:06:15.000Z

Her French speaking got to me… Man!

Geese_Pants · 2014-10-06T22:28:28.000Z

So this is an actual thing…

driftlogic · 2014-10-07T00:06:30.000Z

Wasted:

GeoG2:

Morgan Lee is that new Asian hotness. Tacky tats though.

I’ve always preferred Sharon Lee, but I guess she’s not really new.

Sharon Lee is best Asian…I fucks with some Katsuni/Katsumi too though. Dat French/Vietnamese combo is just so damn godlike…