Today, I had a bit of a decision to make. I just downloaded a big porn torrent from this site I like. The file is converting right now for my MP3 player. However, I went out and got another torrent file. It’s downloading right now. I want my computer to turn off when all this stuff is done, but I didn’t know which would get done first. What to do? I came up with a novel solution; just download yet another torrent file. Now, there’s no way the downloads will finish before the conversion. Just make the computer shut off when the downloads are done.
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When I think about just how goddamn difficult even a 5 minute clip of porn was to get back in the day, moments like this are actually scary. I used to be relegated to clips. If I was lucky, I’d chance upon a full video. I’d typically have to be on a p2p or something to get that. But man.
How difficult was getting porn for you guys back in the day compared to now? What are your “I had to walk 25 miles in the snow…” stories?
Back in the day, you had to settle for those 15 picture previews at a time. The 30 second clips were a serious commitment!
It use to be britney spears nude, sarah michelle gellar nude, anna kournikova nude, etc. etc. And you’d find all those fake, but still nice, pics. Then it became those 15-30 second clips, or 1 minute clip broken into 3 seperate clips. Then… the internet got better.
I think we need to create some kind of list that depicts the specialties of each region. For example, I think European porn is what you want if you like anal scenes, but you could break it down to specific countries. Maybe Germany loves that shit, but the UK doesn’t.
Both chicks I slept with from the UK certainly liked anal.
You would think the UK would be the more prude country between the two (UK and USA).
I’m surprised at how many people i find out fuck lady boys…seriously people you think are straight are doing alot of weird shit behind closed doors.
British chicks are the biggest sluts on earth.
What kind of people are you hanging out with man…
I know where to go now…
my tenga fliphole sliver has just arrived. funny story my tfhs got sent back to walgreens cuz if u aint home when ups deliver the package it with 3 tries they send it back.
so i had to talk to walgreens 800 number about reshipping my “fliphole with 3 lotions” to about 5 diffrent women and im sure 1 was in her 60s. ;x
im prolly gonna try her out tonight… 
When I was younger, and using shit like Gopher and early versions of the web, I had access, but unknown to me, it cost money for like EVERY bit of data you downloaded, including pictures. You think you get in shit for looking at porn? Try explaining a $500 bill for downloading fakes of Gillian Anderson.
The fuck…these can be bought at Walgreens?
I know where to go now…
Christy Mack!! That is all
That Dayna Vendetta is s-tier quality. She’s so hot the only way I can describe it is by stealing a quote I read from a facebook screenshot:
“I’d bury my dick in that ass so far, that whoever pulls it out would be crowned the new King Arthur”
The best part for the UK girls with anal is that they call it “bum-fucking” or “arse fucking”.
Oh college, how I miss you.
Gopher bro here too, except we didn’t have to pay for it.
college hookup! :woot:
Thats the question im asking the people that are telling me their friends eat ladyboy cock
British chicks have to take it in the bum, because their teeths is fucked up and I sure as fuck ain’t putting my dick near a beartrap
Apparently, the USA is more of a prude country, seeing people get mad at guys in the gym locker room roaming naked, yet there are some who get pissed at you actually covered up. I recall European countries being open to nudity and such.