All things PrOn (Stars, Movies, Rants, Reviews & Ducky's 5 star choices) Thread

[Hatred_Edge]

No standards Sovi3t

[Brooklyn]

To be honest some of us have and will. We just won’t know about it because the standard now isnt how many guys and or girls, it’s what sti do you have if any??

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[Amazing_Funbags]

Random rant: I can’t be the only one annoyed by when girls constantly hold their tits when getting fucked because they’re too heavy to flop around. BITCH DON’T GET SUCH BIG IMPLANTS THEN.

What if they’re big natties? I like it if they hold em or they bounce all over.

I think my top three big boob pornstars gotta be.

1. Gianna Michels
2. Kristina Milan
3. Siri

Honorable mention to Arianna Sinn.

[TheBastard]

interesting documentary to watch on youtube, use these key words
**[SIZE=3]Documentary Rated X- About Porn 1999 full length movie **[/SIZE]

[Dramatix]

Random rant: I can’t be the only one annoyed by when girls constantly hold their tits when getting fucked because they’re too heavy to flop around. BITCH DON’T GET SUCH BIG IMPLANTS THEN.

But isn’t that the only way a woman get hired for a porno?

[Spirit_Juice]

What if they’re big natties? I like it if they hold em or they bounce all over.

I think my top three big boob pornstars gotta be.

1. Gianna Michels
2. Kristina Milan
3. Siri

Honorable mention to Arianna Sinn.

I mean like constantly hold them. I don’t see this “holding” problem with big naturals, only those with implants they can’t handle.

But isn’t that the only way a woman get hired for a porno?

I’ve seen plenty of women with big implants let them bounce around with no problems.

[Dramatix]

I’ve seen plenty of women with big implants let them bounce around with no problems.

To be honest, watching those things would be rather distracting and would take away from her getting pounded to death, at least to me.

Then again, I only watch porn when I’m home alone, so that’s why I barely watch it.

Small rant: when they use a shit load of oil.

[danomighty]

Not sure if this was the right place to put this, but I figured it made the most sense given the other options.

I just bought a Tenga 3D, which is basically a sleeve… think like a fleshlight but something that’s actually visually appealing rather than looking like someone stuffed the female anatomy into an oversized flashlight.

Anyway let me say, that thing is amazing. It also costs half the price of a fleshlight and, unlike the fleshlight, is not as likely to weird out people who happen to find it by accident.

[media=youtube]fFKLI8YJcQ8[/media] <is this u?

any1 else tried this?

[Dramatix]

[media=youtube]fFKLI8YJcQ8[/media] <is this u?

any1 else tried this?

I’ve heard of the egg, but not the sleeve.

[Exvaris]

That is not me, but it may as well be, because the Tenga sleeve really is that amazing.

[regulate]

y’all are taking y’all’s hand for granted…

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[Dramatix]

y’all are taking y’all’s hand for granted…

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Well, using your hand gets boring…kinda.

[Exvaris]

Tenga sleeve puts my hand to shame, yo.

[Richter]

Serious question, are you supposed to hump that thing, or use it instead of your hand?

[Dramatix]

Serious question, are you supposed to hump that thing, or use it instead of your hand?

It looks too small to thrust into, unless you place it between something. It looks like you use it instead of your hand.

[GeoG2]

No standards Sovi3t

Standards are pointless. People are out here fucking like pornstars anyway, the only difference is they aren’t on camera getting paid.

What’s the difference between marrying a woman who’s fucked 40+ guys in her personal life (that she’ll probably lie to you about) and a pornstar that’s fucked 40+ guys on camera?

[Hatred_Edge]

Standards are pointless. People are out here fucking like pornstars anyway, the only difference is they aren’t on camera getting paid.

What’s the difference between marrying a woman who’s fucked 40+ guys in her personal life (that she’ll probably lie to you about) and a pornstar that’s fucked 40+ guys on camera?

People suffer from the delusion that if they marry a pornstar that they’ll get their money(Sovi3t) and/or that because they were so “slutty” that the sex will be amazing. Then of course, if you do get the woman who has “done it all” then you might not be able to sexually satisfy her which is of course, a blow to a man’s pride. Laughable, but it happens.

[GeoG2]

A lot of these porn chicks have average boyfriends. Its shocking, tbh. The best explanation is that they get the best of both worlds: the sap with the great personality waiting at home, and then the great sex at work.

[Shaft_Agent]

A lot of these porn chicks have average boyfriends. Its shocking, tbh. The best explanation is that they get the best of both worlds: the sap with the great personality waiting at home, and then the great sex at work.

have fun ending up like Montae having to clean the house while your gf is getting bukkaked against your wishes.

porn thread went dumbshit again…

[axeman61]

I saw that doc recently and was just thinking of that dude when I read that.

For clarification, that’s Kagney Lynn Carter’s boyfriend.

Chick was talking about a 10 year plan. Seriously?