I don’t know man… Rorschach was a fucking bad ass.
Also, RIP Ava Adams’s tits. 
Seriously those things were S grade god tier status.
London Keys has a big ol’ butt and she’s Asian, despite her stage name. She and Jessica Bangkok even did a couple of scenes together that were really good. And while I’m on the subject of Asian pornstars with big asses, I went to XVideos and typed the keywords, “asian” and “bigass” and the main results I’ve seen were Jessica Bangkok, London Keys, and the always-freaky Ava Devine! I like their stuff and all but there has to be more thick, big-assed Asian chicks in the biz out there!
I heard applesauce makes your dick bigger
I got some grocery shopping to do in the morning…
Warm it up before you stick your dick in the jar.
Someone didn’t read the recent dick thread on SRK.
lmao
just a convo my 2 cousins were having. they were clowning on each other and one brought that up. i was dying
cousin 1 “oh yeah? dont be mad cause the females love me and im naturally PACKIN. That apple sauce you’re eating? Heard it makes your dick bigger, eat up champ”
cousin 2 salty at this point “…damn, im gonna go grocery shopping in the morning for more then”
Ya, but also a lot of chicks do milf porn without even having kids. They just have that ‘old look.’ Like Phoenix Marie.
I never really got into Ava Addams. A lot of these milfs look the same right now… like Ava looks like Veronica Avluv.
Didn’t pay Ver any mind either until I saw that one scene with bodypaint. That shit was hot.
Watch more porn.
Gigi Rivera
that is all
Phoenix Marie was really fucking hot in one scene I watched, every other film I’ve seen with her in it is just fucking gross looking to me.
Kind of reminds me of a lighter skinned, pre-implants Lupe.
The “Trolling wannabe porn stars/facial abuse” vids on efukt.com are fucking hilarious.
I’m glad you guys posted that site, never heard of it before.
My favorite so far: “girl shaking tits in front of him Ugh, please don’t do that, looks like two 8-balls dangling around in some dirty socks or some shit”.
Folks, I’ve tried to give Ava Addams post-implant work a chance. My dick does respond as it would to any other hot female pornstar, then my brain reminds me that as big and plump as those tits are, they’re not the same as they used to be.
Needless to say, it’s a real boner killer.
Basically, I’ll just stick with her pre-implant work, even if it is living in the past.
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She was too good to be real.
EDIT I still can’ t believe how much this shit is bothering me! I should have been focusing on putting my new list of favorite female pornstars together for my next post in this thread.
You know what I still can’t believe is bothering me? Censoring in Japanese porn. I can watch most jap scenes despite the censor, but ever so often I come across some material that would be SO much better without it.
Which makes me think: do you guys think all the weird japanese porn out there comes largely from the censoring? Like, if they could see japanese pussy over there without an atom bomb going off, they wouldn’t have to resort to all this crazy shit to keep pervs interested?
Yeah, that brings me back to the subject of Hitomi Tanaka. I’ve mentioned how much I love this woman’s work and I’ve read other posts singing her praises. But I would kill to see her in an uncensored sex scene! Hell, I’ve seen some censored Japanese porn where the mosaic is very light and you could sort of make out the details of the lady’s vag. Hitomi has been in a few scenes like that as well… It’s quite pleasing, to say the least.
EDIT I’ve actually seen a couple of Japanese vids where the mosaic was so light that it made me wonder why they even bothered with it. Too bad Hitomi hasn’t filmed with those guys.
Another thing related to Japanese porn that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pisses me off, even after almost 10 years…
Anna Ohura
She is so damn cute and she was one of the first names in Japanese porn that I learned! The fact that her tits are pretty damn big also help matters. However, I quickly became turned off by her because EVERY SCENE I’ve ever watched that features her in some kind of sexual activity she looks like she’s about to cry! I have only watched a few of her scenes and she never looks like she enjoys herself, not even when she’s on top! She’s constantly grimacing and flinching as if she’s in constant pain during sex! If that’s not bad enough, during missionary, SHE JUST LIES THERE AND TAKES IT!!
There was this one Japanese porn site where they had sample videos of busty Japanese pornstars were being interviewed while being groped by mysterious hands. She had one of such videos and she was constantly flinching and stammering as she was speaking! Is unwillingness during sex really THAT much of a turn-on in Japan that she still has a career?!!
Yes, that shit has been bothering me for YEARS and I’ll never let it go!
The unwillingness to do sex is mostly intentional… vast majority of chicks do it because that’s what the directors want from them. That’s just how Japanese pervs feed their rape fantasies and fetishes involving inexperienced girls. Then on the flip you have the gyaru stuff, where girls are pretty bold with guys and gangbang them.
Uncensored JAV is not hard to find, bruvs. Its distributed outside of Japan or uncensored bootlegs hit the net/streets, but they’re out there. I used to have a site bookmarked that posted all uncensored stuff, but then it got shut down. Search “Hitomi Tanaka uncensored”… plenty of pics to see. You’ll find vids if you dig deep.
I know about the uncensored Hitomi pics. They are nice, but they’re Photoshopped. However, she did recently release an official book filled with erotic photos that are uncensored, but with her naughty bits being obscured by various things, mainly shadows. The book is called X Bomb Bomb: Hitomi 1st.写真集 (title copied from Google).
I know you can find stuff uncensored if you wanted. It’s just that the stuff I really want happens to be censored. Always. For instance, there’s a series out there right now called Pacifier Prepschool.* Cute Japanese girls give head, let the guy cum in their mouth (none of that wank to finish crap), and then swallow. This is THE best series that does that type of thing AFAIK, and I have trouble finding new vids from the series, much less uncensored ones. I wouldn’t even know where to start.
*Spray as many cans of “No Pedo” on that as you need.
BTW, some of these blogs with Jap porn are offering torrents aside regular file lockers. I would probably hop on that, since the places I visit are safe AFAIK, but wasn’t there some new law in the states saying they would be monitoring torrents now? Or was that P2P activity?
Hitomi Tanaka’s tits are fucking gross.
I sometimes watch straight porn and The Avengers XXX Porn Parody is hilarious. I still haven’t actually watched it but from what I skipped through to get to the fucking looks pretty funny. Wanna see Hawkeye get his dick sucked? There you go