This sounds like the intro to one of the great superheros of all time.
The only reason I know this is because her name was in the title, but the first porn star I saw was Linda Shaw. I have no idea if she is actually a porn star or just some amateur, but the movie was called Linda Shaw Sucks, it was 30 minutes of this total early 80ās porn bitch and one dude in a hotel room having sex. It was horrible. I didnāt even jerk off to it cuz I didnāt jerk off at that time. The first porn I ever jerked it to was called Double Penetration Nights. It even had a theme song.
I wish I knew who was in the first porn I ever saw. Back then, I used to go to these sites where they would split a scene into like 10 parts and you had to go back for a new part every week. The days of 56k limitations, before downloading a chickās whole catalog in a torrent was even a possibility.
I remember my Kazaa days.
I think my first video was some J-Lo look-alike clip that was like 20 seconds long.
Found this on Youtubeā¦
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If you havenāt checked out Liza Del Sierraās work, please do so immediately!
first naked chick ever was some Showtime Three Stooges parody @ 6. chick had massive bush (most likely a merkin). didnāt know, didnāt care.
first mag was Hustler in 3rd grade (worked in a military base bookstore)
first softcore was a Lady Chatterley marathon on Cinemax. they played all of them. even the Japanese ones. and yes they were rape-whining.
then HotBody Competitions (scrambled) on pay-per-view; sometimes the Spice Channel (Playboy) would give you freebies (but Spice channel was just hardcore edited to softcore, or completely fake all together*); HBOās Real Sex; etc. pretty boring over all.
first actual movie that wasnāt softcore was All The Way In. it was on a 6 hour tape with a bunch of other pornos on it. i got it from my friend who found it in his dadās room. pretty decent movie. there was another movie called Cherryettes for Hire (donāt remember how it was spelled). that one was way better. looked like late 70s early 80s. a bunch of no-names going a2m and shit. i think that was 7th or 8th grade? by the end of 8th i got internet and thatās all she wrote. i got All The Way In, i really want CfH though.
*Vivid made the lionās share of their profits re-editing their pornos to softcore and selling them to hotels. bet u didnāt know that.
That makes sense. My cousin once thought the first five minutes were free on those videos, and watched just five minutes of like 5 of them on his dadās bill. This was years ago when I think all of it was that softcore recut porn.
Spice was softcore? Wow, now I feel bad for all those times I squinted trying to watch that scrambled shit.
I do remember this kid in school stole some of his dadās stash and sold it. I bought a Hustler mag from him, and later a video. The mag had ads in the back with shemales in it, and the video was just weird. Barbarian threesomes and a robot couple making out.
Oh, and I totally fucked up my parents phone bill calling one of the phone sex numbers in the mag. Two pre-recorded white bitches talking about how big my dick was and how they couldnāt wait to ride it. They blocked 1-800 numbers after that incident. They obviously had no trust that I wouldnāt do it again.
my first mag was a Playboy with Anna Nicole Smith. To this day, thats probably the greatest thing my eyes have ever witnessed. Thank God my buddies dad had a subscription.
I had a friend that was a booth cleaner at an adult video store. He got free rentals as a perk to working there. He used to get a couple movie that he would want to see, and then a few to watch with all of us to laugh at. This one time, he brought one over that was full of amputees. Hands, legs, something was cut off. I vividly recall this scene where a guy had no hand and was jamming it into this girl with no legs, and her little stumps were waving all aroundā¦ Iāll never get that image out of my head.
Lemon Stealing Whore.
LSW has a great plot. RIP Haley Paige
Finally watched the Liza Del Sierra vid I downloaded.
Good shit.
Nicole Aniston. The right level of trashy and classy.
The first 1-on-1 scene I ever watched was something old school with Amber Lynn Bach.
The first orgy I watched was Ice T presenting some Ryan Connor orgyā¦
I looked up Ryan Connor on xVideo and in one of the vids I saw she was getting fucked in the ass by Wesley Pipes(funniest man in porn) and some green stuff was oozing out.
I gagged a little bit, nice ass on her though.
I remember a time when I spent the night at my cousin in his room and found an adult program in the early morning. I had the TV mute and hid under the covers to look like I was sleeping and would turn the channel whenever I heard movement. I was around 10-12 at the time, now feel pretty dirty now remembering it. First time I saw an orgy too, but it was all chicks. Not that I found it gross, but it was quite confusing. But to answer, I donāt know any porn stars. I donāt even watch it enough to know their names, and to be honest, I really donāt want to do when watching it :wtf: like, do I just sit there or something? So serious. I think I may fail as a dude.
Speaking of the Liza Del Sierra chick, check out the trailer for RAW 11. Thereās a part (youāll know it when you see it) that had me crackinā up. Iād like someone to explain it to me and to know if theyād witnessed anything like that before.
Were could I find this trailer? when I look up RAW 11 all I get is wrestling shit.
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