Goddamn that was one of the stupidest gimmicks ever -_-
Iām STILL trying to figure out how that became a porn fixture in any sense. I hate upside-down blowjobs and wish they would disappear forever. Still, a BJ is a BJ (no homo; do people still say that?), so I get how SOME people would like them. Dick through Sausage Pizza though? I REALLY want to know who thought of that and how it happened. I want to make sure I avoid whatever scenario that is in life.
This is turning me on. Weird
mika tan getting analled outside before some wedding was fucking awesomeā¦sheās getting old thoughā¦i use to like miko lee like crazy as well, but she quit pornā¦maria ozawa is hella pretty and charmane star is so hot. my current favourite is asa akiraā¦
Iād wager to say a very perverted angel blessed Asa Akira. Sheās taking everything up her ass now. The only reason Iām not on her more is I really donāt like most of her sexual positions when getting ass fucked. I know I have to spray a whole can of āno homoā on that for complaining, but thatās just how I feel.
Sounds like Spring thomas. I canāt jerk to that.
Things that I hate in porn (in no particular order):
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The girl getting banged by the guy. No, seriously. Itās supposed to be the OTHER way around. The girl is there to showcase her talents in that regardā¦ Unless itās someone with a signature style like Peter North I really donāt want to watch a guy banging.
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When the girl isnāt enjoying it. And I donāt mean humiliation porn either. I mean where her face shows sheās obviously like āBrad, we already did doggie, you dumbass!ā or sheās just staring off waiting for her lunch break or something.
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Blowjobs where the girl tries to gobble the cock up with no regard for the head and then proceeds to doā¦ NOTHING. Yay. You have his dick in your wide open mouth where itās absorbing your stank crack-scented breath. Use of tounge, applied directly to the head, or a good tight ring around the head with the lips is what weāre looking for here, girls.
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Spitting. Why? Why did you let it in your mouth in the first place, then? you could have just got a facial if you werenāt going to swallow. Whatās worse than a whore? A whore that doesnāt swallow. You arenāt even good at being a whore.
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Gargling. Here, we go from one extreme to the other. Why would you do this? Donāt try to make us believe itās so good you justā¦ wait, even THAT doesnāt make sense! Who gargles something in their mouth besides mouthwash even when itās tasty? And cum is not tasty, despite what anyone says! Definitely not THAT tasty. This does not compute. Just swallow it. And no, you do not have to open your mouth widely just to SHOW us that you did indeed swallow it. A simple smile and scene cut will be enough. Your work is now done.
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Anal. Sorry (black) guys, but as sure as I am that anal must feel REALLY nice and a lot of the girls I know have told me that they really enjoy it, no. I donāt want to see it in porn. Mostly because the mainstream chicks who do it are just gaped beyond measurement and I really donāt need to see 3/4ths of the inside of her lower intestine, thank you. Also, thereās not much pleasure I can derive from seeing someone else doing it. Yes, I plan on trying it someday, but I really donāt need to jerk to it. Although, I did bust to 1 (and only one) anal scene once. It was Monica Rockaforte, and because she is just amazing.
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Tit jobs. Again, no. Okay, okay. This is one that I actually love to really do, but the problem is that it doesnāt translate well into porn. Itās the āI donāt need to see his dick that muchā syndrome. Youāre confused into what amounts to a conundrum of āHey, thereās some titties!ā then, āoh no! a dick!ā Basically, my dick is talking to me trying to jerk to a titty job scene, saying āAnd you really expect me to believe THAT is what is happening to me? Nigga pleeezeā¦ā
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Ugly guys in porn. Finally, something Iām sure we can ALL agree on. Studios! Since you insist upon thrusting the male counterparts of your productions before the camera for extended periods of time that are obviously non-accidental, there are more than enough rather attractive (no homo) The Situation wannabe men out there that are mostly muscle and no brains that you could probably trick into working for you really cheap because, letās face it, every man wants to be a porn star. It doesnāt matter that they donāt know how to fuck, you can teach them. Whatever the result, it will be more believable than having ole Trailer Park Tom pull a girl that looks like Anetta Keys (or whatever her name is now). It justā¦ aināt happening, Hoss.
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The dude who cums on the girlās eyebrows/forehead in a bukakke scene. Why? I so understand the desire to pick out a clean piece of face property to set up shop on so as to avoid coming into contact with your neighborās work, but in all honestly, sir, you are most often the only one likely to NOT merely wipe your urethra with the girlās skin. So why not just launch into the already building mass for a proper slathering instead of throwing the whole production off because she has to tilt her head and wipe your inevitable drops from her eyes?
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Girls with bad skin. Any girl who falls for the whole āitās good for your skinā lie obviously isnāt looking at porn because there is a plague of cheap (and sometimes mainstream) models who ruin an other wise good production by having elephant hide skin. Mostly her face. I tend to watch a girlās expressions in search of the slightest sign she is indeed acting, so maybe itās just me, but a girl whoās face goes from cute to cut[S]e[/S] as the camera zooms in is a downer. Even worse when itās her tits, ass, or legs that are jacked. Especially the ass. Thatās a lot of canvas to expose, so any little blemish is going to show up.
Thatās just about it, but thereās more. I just canāt think of em because I havenāt really looked at porn in a while. Fight me, or post some of yours. Donāt feel bad if I donāt respond quickly, I donāt check this thread often unless thereās feet in it. :tup:
on topic of whores that can suck a mean dick, iām going to have to mention Annette Schwarz for being able to take jack napier (sp?) amongst others like a pro. she isnāt attractive at all but she seemingly enjoys her work so i can check her vids unlike other bitches who just need to catch a bow to the face.
Annette Schwarz took Mr. Marcus so well in this gangbang vid, that I fell in love with her. She does amazing scenes. Not to mention she kept gargling the 4 guys so hard that she ended up getting spit and semen in her eyeā¦ the bitch is crazy lol but sheās amazing imo.
Actually, sheās been working for Brazzers recently.
miko lee is like 50 (i dunno really just talking shit) years old and imo in her āprimeā - which i would guess was sometime during the early 90ās, even then she was pretty meh. of course, this was when there werenāt that many popular asian whores getting violated like there are now. imo.
Annette Schwarz is a true pornstar and for that reason alone she is beautiful.
EDIT: Manx with the controversy post 
yeah i gotta deal with Manxās post in a bit lol. I kinda agree with the dude banging part. Generally, I just hate the dreaded Ball Cam. That horriible view where itās just acne riddled buttcheeks and swinging nutsack
acne riddled buttchecks on females that arenāt china big are likely not acne, iād wager some baller disease versus simply not washing their asses.
LOL @ acne
I havenāt been following Aurora jole as of late, has she done anything spectacular in the last few months or did she retire?
She was born in 77 >.> Sheās 34!
thatās 50 in porn star years.
thatās more like 70. factor in that she is an asian porn whore and thatās like landing on all the whammies at once.
Seriouslyā¦ Racist porn? You should boycott that shit, not laugh at it. fucking dicks.
i jack off to it with fried chicken grease while reciting the KKK charter when watching racist porn because itās clearly for racist people and only racist white men are allowed to take part in said porn.