Me and my buddy used to dive into the recycle center’s magazine bin to search for porn. Man I miss being a pervy little kid.
when i previewed the thread i thought the actual Fabio was mad about accessibility of porn.
way i see it… on the one hand you have people becoming much more desensitized to obscenity, which i think is a great thing.
on the other hand you have the industry constantly trying to beat that desensitiazation with progressively more fucked up shit.
Yeah, old porn is good. I dunno, it just seems like so many sites now are trying to outdo each other in terms of shock value. Like, I rememebr some years ago when looking for stuff, inbetween the “normal” one on one stuff, I kept seeing links and popups for gangbang orgies with bukkake shit, and if it wasn’t that it was so called reality porn with guys who basically just abuse the girls and make lame wisecracks, or crazy shit popping up like “HARDCORE BRUTAL EXXXTEME RAAPE!!!” with pics of guys in ski masks fucking girls who look like they’re crying in fear and pain. Maybe I’m weird, but I think one on one porn with a man and a woman is sexier than shit with 4 dudes banging one chick, or some dude banging a girl while some guy holding the camera keeps talking shit all the time. Whatever happened to just hearing moans and music, and not having to hear “Holy shit dude look how fucking wet she is!!!” Yeah, I can see that she’s wet, stfu asshat.
However… I do have to ask one thing… is it wrong if a guy gets off to women dressed up in Nazi Uniforms? Like, does that violate a moral code or anything? just curious, I saw someone asking about that on another forum…
Finding good porn on the net these days is an art form I consider my self I pro at. Well no not really, maybe before bittorrent got popular and you had to get like 52 30 second clips. Thats dedication.
Yeah I can see where Fabio is coming from. These days though what’s tough is finding GOOD pr0n… back in the day (even during my BBS days) finding pics of Pamela Anderson was an achievment hehehe. These days it’s just the same zomg girl on girl action or some dude fucking some random girl and stuff… that got old for me fast.
Well, for the 12 year olds accessing pr0n really easily, at least those are the kinds of users that end up getting their comp fucked with the spyware and stuff. Back then pr0n actually had no risk of spyware and viruses lol.
wow, talk about a weird way to dig up memories 
Scrambled softcore pr0n ftw.
i think the rock is the only person who can speak in the 3rd without sounding like a total ass.
Have any of you ever seen the infamous “one Man DP”. This guy dp’d this chick by himself. It was the funniest thing i ever saw.
3b1r4h still thinks Victoria’s Secret catalouges are hot. Plus 3b1r4h has a hot girlfriend, so that helps.
ShotoKlownIori has no problem with pr0n because he dowloads it from Kazaa and so he gets the older stuff, which is, apparently, better than new stuff.
ShotoKlownIori doesnt think 12 year olds should be watching pr0n though…it ruins the mistery of wanting to know just what it is that girls are hiding under those skirts and just why it is that they’re developing lovesacs in their chests.
ShotoKlownIori had a lot of fun when he was 12, fun that would have been ruined by pr0n.
I totally remember being a pervy little kid, almost every kid has that weatherbeaten old penthouse from the 70s stashed in their ‘secret spot’, and he shows it off to his friends like it’s a treasure…
I recently came upon what was once my old stash of porn magazines, some kids had found the stash much later, and well…it appeared that they had been ‘well loved’…
meaning…I wasn’t gonna DARE touch 'em…
they were soaked through, with what appeared to be rainwater, and I hesitate to guess what else…
I had hidden 'em in an old cooler, in the woods behind the shed in my backyard…
i always say to each his own but… why tranny porn? who does that excite?
Oh man, I am one of those kids you speak of. Porn is really easy to get nowadays if you’re on an unrestricted computer with internet access.
I know one. Heres a hint.
This person wears a Krizalid avatar, gets banned once every 6 months, looks like a bootleg Tidus and his girl friend looks like Viscant +30 pounds.
Fabio enjoys those really hardcore sex vids because they actually show the sexual dominance that men have over women.
The theory of pr0n sex scenes:
Fabio was smoking pot the other day and discovered that when one man is having sex with one or two women he is at power and usually degrades her(them) with his cumshots.
Cumshots are a ritual of men enforcing their power over the women, if a women spits it out then she is rejecting the sex of the man, labeling him as weak and inferior, while if she swallows it, she gladly accepts his position on the sexual ladder.
If a woman is not satisfied with the man, the sex is consistent and keeps on going until she makes him cum again, if he cannot cum again he is the inferior being.
Girls that take on more than 1 one man at once and can keep going are the harbringers of doom in this society. They do not get tired of cock.
Anyways Fabio enjoys cos-play or role playing porn. They are very good. Street Fucker is pretty interesting to watch, even though the woman are not that fine. Star E. Knight is another star to watch, she is constantly yelling fuck me, which gives Fabio Testicular power.
No it’s not. Fucking a female in a nazi uniform is fighting evil itself, u fuck her in order to kill her. The harder the allies, presuming your are an ally, fuck the axis powers gives more gratification for the greater good.
Think of it this way, your doing a favor for your country by fucking those ignorant bitches.
This idea creates a great concept for a movie: WWII the axis fuckers vs. the allied sodomizers.
Remind me…how does that work again? :xeye:
If it’s what I’m thinking of, then yes. The act itself wasn’t as funny as the girly-sounding friend of his who says "Spread em, bitch!"
That shit is gooooold. Wish we could post porn on here. It’s not even porn really, it’s comedy.
Demon Dash…dude puts his nuts in the girl’s ass, then bends his dick down into her cooterness. It’s beautiful.
Hahaha, thats ball shit.