All things PrOn (Stars, Movies, Rants, Reviews & Ducky's 5 star choices) Thread

Of course his car had to be semen white

I need a brazzers pass, lil help?

LOL on an episode of Top Gear they joked that ZX is such a “pornographer’s car.” They really know their shit.

brazzers do be having some cool stuff tho

Yeah, Brazzers is pretty good, HD seems okay… but I dislike seeing dimples/blemishes on asses that I previously couldn’t see when everything was SD.

Selena Castro is hot…

can somebody pm me some good porn sites?

Sasha Gray was on tonights episode of Entourage, and if anyone has a brazzers pass please pm me.

so in this golden age of free, streaming porn…how are these cats making money?

man i love thai chicks.

Some ninjas are dumb enough to pay for it…:amazed:

I knew this guy once who made a site and used other sites contents for his own plus live cams (he had his own sluts for that) and people were paying him to enter his site for those content. People do pay for silly shit.

Which hos in the game have the worst boob jobs atm? I don’t know em all, but I’m sure Lisa Ann has to be up there on the list. Her pair are horrendous. Lookin’ like cookie monster’s eyes. I don’t understand how she is so popular. I liked her for about a week then came (:wow:) to my senses that there are much much better chicks to watch. Ugh.

LOL and another I would add to that list is Audrey Bitoni. I can’t believe she was in my top 5 for a while. I just saw one of her recent scenes the other day and her two were lookin’ so hilarious. I was literally just laughing at the screen. I always thought she would be pretty nice if she went down a size or two when she started out, but she did the exact opposite. Its over for her. No return from that surgery. Shes gotta live with those two wrinkly bean bags fo’ life. And even if there was a way to magically reverse the damage, she obviously wouldn’t have the proper brains to know what she has to do.

On the flip side, I think Kayden Kross has the best artificial pair I have seen so far. :bgrin: Puts a lot of naturals to shame.

I know you asked for new slip-ups, but Adina Jewel had the worst pair when she was in the game.
Her new boobs are the EXACT moment I started looking at fake boobs analytically. They were so horrible. Bruce Lee could kick her chest and not damage them because they were so far apart. And there were these nasty vertical scars below the nipples. Probably an infection; don’t know for sure.
It was sad, because she was reasonably attractive and *really *good at giving head. No deep throat, but if you’re into sound effects and a girl who can keep up a fast, enthusiastic rhythm when sucking, you’ve hit the jackpot. She took it in the ass too, but the head was THAT much better that I didn’t care. Her previous (though saggy) tits were fine for what one would keep watching her for. But then she had to go to some hack doctor and fuck it all up.

Worst:
Angelina Valentine
Rebecca Linares
softcore model Lyndsey marie
Sienna West
Cody Lane

Best:
Heather Vandeven
Priya Rai
kayden Kross
Roxanna Milan
Jayden James
Kagney Linn karter

Checked out that list of bad boob jobs and it is pretty saddening. Women need to know that it is all about the quality of the boob and not the size. Although I have heard that the bigger the rack, the bigger the paycheck for the girls; can anybody confirm?

Jayden James…good lord. Gorgeous.

eh i’ve never been one to overly scrutinize a chick’s rack, but jasmine tame’s boob job is pretty terrible. 2 big ass scars going from the nipple straight underneath, she must’ve got that shit done in the dominican republic or something.

Anyone like Esperanza Gomez or Madelyn Marie? Woof.

Getting a new laptop has been a severe blow to my will to find porn. I no longer have the will to dedicate myself to lengthy periods of searching and video downloading. So for now I have a “beta” collection.

Oh well. Now I’m more strict in my searches despite my drop in dedication and I realize upon logging back into my various porn accounts online that I put a lot of crap under my “favorites”.