All Babies Should Be Raised in Solitude

^relationship without getting married—still dangerous since some states have this thing called “common law”

Ah–and a quickie internet search—> http://www.ncsl.org/research/human-services/common-law-marriage.aspx

ah but I also found this though in the same search… https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/fact-or-fiction-five-myths-about-common-law-marriage

Anyway, the best option if you want to raise a child is probably to just adopt or arrange a surrogate situation…all while making sure to avoid that unfortunate condition known as “marriage” or anything that even comes close to resembling it.

But I’m talking about NY specifically, not anywhere else. I don’t care about the rest of the US.

Well it looks like common law marriages don’t result in joint assets. So in the case of a break up there is no splitting of the assets nor alamoni. If I’m wrong. Well I plan on making a life for myself either here in Arizona or back in New York where that isn’t the case.

Working towards my dreams is what I love for.

I’m not gonna let a little bastard that shares my DNA and cries every 30 minutes get in my way. The girl and I have to be on the same page with this or else we’re over.

Okay, first of all, I don’t think it’s a problem with city parents. It might be a problem with your particular city, but I’ve rarely had a problem with parents in Stockholm. Hell, I’ve had more problem with cyclists who don’t give a fuck. Or cab drivers. Or Danish people. Seriously, fuck the Danish. Fuck 'em with a red sausage.

Second, we were all babies at some point. You’ve gotta have some level of tolerance for crying babies, because at some point that was you screaming. Hell, when you were young there probably weren’t noise canceling headphones to alleviate the problem.

Third, I just get happy when I see a little kid on the subway. They’re always laughing and shit. Hell, even when they’re crying they have that weird cute little baby face going, all scrunched up. Your worldview has a large impact on how you perceive your surroundings.

Fourth, y’all are some cynical-ass motherfuckers. Not every woman is out to steal your money, you know. She might actually, you know, love you and genuinely want to have a child with you. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll love the little bastard as well and actually want to contribute financially to his/her future even if you’re no longer together with his mom.

Still laughing at the fact that some of y’all actually think you will have a chance to even pass on your inferior genes.

The tubes connecting my balls to my dick are getting snipped. Ofcourse I’m not gonna have a chance.

wtf is this thread fukc u al you fucks

Thank god Chiefy is getting his tubes tied, can you imagine what that offspring would be like?

I’m not saying women in general are just bitches that want your money and nothing more. I’m just saying things happen. You might think ya’ll be together forever but then either she changes, or even you change into a person that no longer attracts the other be it physical, mentally and or emotionally. I want to have a family when I get a lil older. But I’m not trying to have a similar situation in which me and my siblings grew up. I want that solid family structure for my kids. That means a commited relationship in which both parents are in the same home with the kids. And everyone else who wants kids should want the same. But should things change and we have to break up. I’m not trying to lose half of my stuff that I worked hard for, be forced to pay alimoni etc.

@angelpalm Well since you mentioned it. I honestly believe reproduction should be something that is earned. Like you have to prove to society or a court that you are financially, emotionally and mentally capable of raising a child in a ideal environment. That you reproducing is for the betterment of society because you will produce more productive members of society that will push us all forward. Where as those who can’t well…do the world a favor and hold off on having kids until you get yo shit together and meet the criteria.

i wonder if thats an official starbucks shirt.
i think it says Siu Jitsu
i wonder if starbucks makes shirts that says starbucks in different languages.

https://instagram.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/e35/13108654_267866770213942_254778186_n.jpg

http://www.clinchgear.com/tops/jiu-jitsu-coffee-crew-charcoal.html

Yeah the world doesn’t deserve two of me. :coffee:

CAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES PUT THOSE FUCKING IMAGES OF ASIAN CHICKS IN SOME FUCKING GOD DAMN SPOILER TAGS . FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR MOTHER. SHE SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.

wtf’s bury post

I wouldn’t mind if they were decent look asians…

Looks like my avatar happens to be the kid with Raz0r’s money via child support. Grats Raz0r, he says thanks for that $500 per month and hold dat

Jiu Jitsu, you git, you.

EDIT:

Tekno with another pic, at the top of this page, illustrating this.

Damn, KoP.

EDIT:

Well-off foreign girls are legit for dating.

Especially college-aged ones.

They don’t WANT to get pregnant, so they pop the morning after pill with their multivitamin, every morn.