AGDQ 2018 is LIVE: $960,850 Raised

Pretty sure the donation was meant to throw shade on the runner, like everyone throwing shade on you for unironically using the word “cuck”.

Wow, 2 million.

I thought we had reached the limits and would fluctuate, but 2.2!!!

That donkey kong relay race totally blew me away.

Cuck/cuckold doesn’t have to be used in the context of the fetish though. Originally it was used for someone, most notably men, whose spouse would cheat on them, either knowing or unknowingly.

the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
“jokes in literature about elderly cuckolds and misers are rife”

(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
“in the novel Humberto cuckolds his employer”

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cuckold

So yeah Brightside is kinda right. The runner DID cuckold another runner.

Anyway on topic… err… yay $2mil

I had missed that. Agreed completely!

FYI, great little webpage to find GDQ runs:

SGDQ game list has been announced.

https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/games-list

Will run July 2nd - July 9th.

SGDQ starts this Sunday!

Over the years I’ve realized the game list is way less important than the player list, at least for me. No matter how much I love a game, if it’s being played by CringeMasterSupreme20 I can’t watch it lol

Like the guy that ran Mighty No 9 at AGDQ. Say what you want about the game, but that guy was insufferable.

#BringbackBigJon.

Yeah… the cringe is going to be real this year, like all years.

Can’t wait to hear all the badly delivered nerd jokes by a 30 year old fat virgin with the charisma of a rock.

Seriously. I mean, yes, the game is trash. I don’t need the fucking runner of all people to continue reminding us. Like if it’s that trash, why the hell are you even playing it, or putting the time into learning how to run it? It just makes him look stupid more than anything.

And he wasn’t even trashing it in a fun way. He just kept talking like having to do the run was a big inconvenience to him. Dude, you’re helping prevent cancer! At least pretend that you care.

Doesn’t help the runners are grabbed by the balls to be family friendly, to let the donation reader read them all the time, etc.

Werster died for this.

I’m just here for Metroid and Tetris.

Used to only be here for the Cringe, but the past few years the cringe has just gotten beyond sad. Not even funny. It’s just a “how do these people even socially function?” Cringe.

Still no Bible Black run.

The peak of the cringe was when the crowd kept doing the Waluigi laugh during a race and it was disturbing the runners. One of the commentators had to tell them to STFU.

The crowd is as socially awkward as the runners.

During the breaks you can always see a 40 year old fat virgin loser playing on his DS, of course sitting alone by themselves because no one would accompany them to a room full of sweaty losers.

Dayum… I’m really hating on these people, LoL!

Leave DS dad alone :mad: