Adam Sessler has finally quit G4

Oprah Winfrey Network.
Or was it “Oprah Women’s Netowrk.”

One of the two. But doesn’t matter. Since day one of existing, no one has given it two shits worth of damn, and people ragged on her when she started BEGGING people to watch her network.

In all honesty I forgot she had her own channel. I always thought it was gonna be an endless marathon channel of her own show. Link to the begging please? Wanna see how pathetic that is. Really you got like a few billion in your fat ass pockets and you’re begging for viewers?

G4, wow, I gave up on that channel a long time ago. The people who organize the TV schedule must be the laziest fucks on earth to justify Cops re-runs all day, everyday. I believe when it comes to video game info, nothing can top the mainstream websites. No fluff and a minimum hassle of sitting through advertising.

I don’t care what people say. “The Sesmeister” as his fanboys call him, was a great man. I’m probably going to get A LOT of heat from this but he was even great at the evo stream. Why do people say otherwise?

hahaha, quick Google searches are awesomes.

For those who don’t care for links, she tweeted " [LEFT]Every 1 who can please turn to OWN especially if you have a Nielsen box"[/LEFT] while the Grammy awards were going on.

Because he got some things wrong when trying to commentate on the fights.
But then again, he was new at the stuff, so I didn’t care that much.
Most will joke about it "turn to previous pages in this topic for ‘Flurry’"
Others at the time thought it was a travesty…and then they vanished. Funny that.

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ALSO
I saw what you did there “cesspit”

you gotta be desperate to tweet a plea like that. i thought Oprah was one of the most powerful/influential women in America? internet TV is going to kill regular TV programming real soon and bound to go the way of newspapers.

8P

Adam leaving just knocked G4’s balls off.

To the extreme.

:eek: I would actually love for Sessler to come back for EVO 2012. Not even playing around.

I think if he had a primer about what was going on before the event, he would make a great color commentator with the right backup.

G4 for me used to mean turning on AoS to watch a younger Morgan Web host in tighter and smaller shirts to show off her perky young titties even more than the last episode I saw. Then they would talk about video games and do some skits that were actually funny, and interesting because they looked liked like they were done in somebody’s backyard. Yugi-oh town was funny, ok?

Then olivia Munn came on, and a billion nerds on the web went stupid, and that was where G4 went down imo. A 5’2 half asian with an A cup who likes video games. Not attractive to me, but OHHHH, its every weebo/nerds fantasy girl.

I myself like sarah underwood though, and being able to see her naked anytime I want is really the reason yes.

But Sessler, I had some respect for him. You could tell he was from another generation, that he knew how stupid the industry was becoming day after day, and hey, Morgan Webb was only getting older at the same time. I imagine G4 must be a bee hive of early twenty somethings and he is the old man out now, and that can’t be so great when Kevin Perera(?) is probably making 10x as much as him. Good luck to him , may he never review another mega man game so long as he lives. My only hope is that AoS hires a 21 year hot college girl to replace him, but I doubt they would dsrespect Morgan like that…or maybe they would…

Adam Sessler is the hero video games deserve
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/55954/sesslers-soapbox-i-hate-numbers/

Sessler x Evo 2012 for Death Cargo and Girl Fight commentary

The falling point for me when it came to G4 was the day after E3 2006. Both X-Play and AotS had a set redesign and it seemed like the whole focus of both shows had shifted. All of the channel’s good shows had been canned along with the barbed wire biscuit block at late night.

Yo all yall kids dont remember shows like Portal? gftv.com? Cheat? Filter? Icons? THE GLOW? Random commercials with peoples world records in games? Actual knowledge of game culture and people? G4 has been shit since the merg, xplay and ninja warrior was a small saving grace.

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Watching high level UT04 on Arena was great, and the announcer who was always so hyped up. And Kevin wit hthe stache assist before he got douchey…uhh douchebaggy?

Cessler was retarded for saying RE5 was in poor taste because it had a white protagonist shooting black BOW’s.

Listen crapcon, if you fear the wrath of teh cess you’ll have RE6 feature an out of shape mexican woman shooting australian BOW’s this time around.

I don’t remember Portal but I remember everything else. Oh man Icons was so great and Filter was a bit of a guilty pleasure for me…

Who was the girl host from filter? I remember being a 12 year old boy rubbing my fancy to her kekeke

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My god, I wish I remembered. TO GOOGLE!

Edit: Found her~

his voice reminds me of Doc Hendrix from the WWF days…