500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

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68 u d/l sf pornos, mmmm chun li gangbanged

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69 When you convince your Wife/Girlfriend to cosplay as Chun-Li and well 69 among other things. (I have actuly accomplished this)

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70 - When Your Dad Knows Yer MvsC2 Team
71 - When Yer TeesinA Girl Sayin ‘Hey Baby, Wanna See My Magnetic Unit Its Name Is Sentinel’

It Worked For Me A Few Weeks Ago :slight_smile:

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72 - When your workin’ on new strategies & combos 24/7
73 - Reading a street fighter magazine on the crapper

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74)if you heard a slight sound of the game you have to find out who is playing and where

75)no matter what state your in…if you got to a mall you search for the arcade and hope SF is in it

76)you fiance doesnt break anything else when she is mad that could be worth hundreds but breaks your alpha 3 10x in a row…

77)trying to teach younger family members to play sf is irritating

  1. you have a special signature when you beat the game or eventually lose your win streak

  2. when you can walk in a restaurant and someone knows your gaming name, but you don’t know them

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80)You clutch your hand close to your body to imitate charging a fireball, and grit your teeth as though mad, when alone.

81)You say your favorite win quote your character says after a won match, like rooky (Wolverine)

I never do any of these things personally

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  1. When you see a girl and call her by the name of the SF character she looks the most like.
  2. You only date girls who look like SF characters
  3. You say to yourself I would leave my girlfriend/wife for (insert name of SF girl characters here). ((Mine are Mai CVS2, Kasumi DOA3, and Lei Fang DOA3))
  4. You take picutes of everyone who cosplays as a SF chrcater.
  5. You take picutes of yourself with everyone who cosplays as a SF chrcater.
  6. You dream of the day when Capcom and SNK will release Ultimate Fighting Bout a fighting game that contains every character that Capcom and SNK has ever made. My Team of Magician Lord, Met, and Hinata will own you!
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  1. You are mad at capcom for censoring that “specific scene” in the anniversary collection.
  2. You absolutely enjoyed playing Street Fighter 1
  3. You make fun of Urien by calling him Urine and still play as him.
    ( A friend of mine did this and I was LMAO)
  4. You actually believed Sheng Long was a secret character and tried your best to unlock him.
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Ton of people joke around calling him Urine.

  1. When you make it to the finals in Evolution or given the opportunity to attend SBO.
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  1. You pay $7.50 for a round trip ticket to get to 8 on the break arcade and have no problem spending another $10.00 to enter in MVC2.
  2. You know what MVC2, ROM, AHVB and HSF mean.
  3. Hearing Mangeto’s ROM infinite on Sentinel sounds like music to you.
  4. You have a Magneto and an Evil Ryu t-shirt.
  5. You kno exactly how every Ryu vs Ken fight on Ken’s stage in SF2 sounds: duuuuuum… du-dum dum du dum duuuum Hadoken! Hadoken! Shoryuken! (I dare somebody to tell me im wrong!)
  6. You realize how ugly the Sentinels were on Xmen the cartoon compared to the Sentinels in MVC2.
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  1. You pause your game as the girls are doing high kicks to see their panties.
  2. You Use the replay camera in a fighting game to look up the girls dresses and down their shirts.

  3. You try this in real life with a real camera and go to jail for it.

  4. You debate who would win in a boxing match Balrog, Dudley, Michael Max or Mike Tyson.

  5. You roll around on the floor and start yelling Yahoo!, Doushita doushita?!, Namen ja nee zo!, Rakushou!, Ikuzora!, Ora ora ora ora!, Yoshaa!, Mouicho!, Yoyuushi!, Yatta ze...Oyaji then give a big standing thumbs up.

  6. you try to grow your hair long so you can tie it in a pony tail like Terry, Ken or Dan.

  7. You try to find Justice High on the map so you can go ther to beat up the Principal.
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  1. When your answer to every thing is DP that shit.
  2. When you try to explain just how technical the game is to people that never palyed it.
  3. When you never succed with 107
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LMAO at 99-101 :clap:

  1. You try to attempt to destroy your own/family/friend’s SUV to get a perfect score before your stopwatch beeps.
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110: When u read any street fighter strategy guides in between class periods & at lunch (hey I got no life)
111: When u and someone imaginely play SF

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Shit. I guess this means I should cut back on SF… or just stop playing shotos :badboy:

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Ohhh shit, I got that as well!

:rock: :smokin:

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112 when you read the entire cannon story for kicks
113 you shed a tear during the evo 2k2 dvd teaser (the one with ayumi hamasaki music

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  1. you knew sheng long was a joke and tried to educate your friends about gouken
  2. you have akuma’s heaven symbol tattooed on your back ( lol i was thinking about that once )
  3. you know that ken’s hair is actually brown
  4. you know ken got beat up by eliza for buying morrigan clothes
  5. you’ve tried to dragon punch more then once
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117 just owns …

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YOU SOMEHOW UNABLE TO BEAT THE STUDENT CONGRESS PRESIDENT , WHO IS STRONGER THAN THE JUSTICE HIGH FAT PRINCIPAL …