500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

  1. you know thats gouken sitting next to ryu
  1. When people complain about the KKK, you tell them they should try Just Defending to regain Maki’s health bar.
  1. When you do long hours of research to find out what all the characters fighting styles actually are.

  2. After you find out, you start taking classes in the style of you favorite character… (me)

  1. You produce spreadsheets detailing specific matchups between you and your SF playing friend’s best characters
  2. You do this at the expense of your studies
  3. You drop out of your studies because of the above
  4. You are able to simultaneously be a janitor and a celebrity
  5. You write raps like:
    “Bring the beef like Zangief the piledriver is spinning
    From the platoon sonic boom Guile style I’m swinging”
  6. You say you’ve quit Street Fighter but still delight in messing up the local scrubs
  7. You pray every night that SF4 will be 2D
  8. You know what MUGEN is and at first could believe such a thing existed outside of your dreams
  9. You dream of new characters
  10. In your dictionary you have stuck a picture of Fei Long’s A3 crouching fierce as the definition of ‘Cheap’
  1. You set the schools computers homepage to www.Shoryuken.com

  2. You play through the game with every character to and try to figure out how the endings fit together.

  3. Youve actually used the Shoryuken in a real fight and knocked a guy out with it. (I’m guilty of doing that.)

  4. Youve used the Hadouken hand movement in a real fight (not the wind up but the strike) and knocked a guy back with it (same fight I knocked him out in)

453: We all wished Chun-Li was real

  1. all i needed to see was the url on #434 and i knew what picture it was
  2. I had a dream (lastnite) that CFE was in the local arcade and i ran up to it and put in 50c only to realize there was no joystick or buttons, the guy said they would come in jan. It was a nitemare.
  3. one of my friend’s made the same claim as dragonsama did for his fight, and i knew he was full of it too.
  4. foreal chun li is bangin

compelled to mention: all true bytheway

458: you have a comp. window ready below SRK.com for when your boss or coworkers walk by (and are feverishly writing this), but you lost it when you saw the Diago vs. JWong vid and when everyone came to see what was so amazing you tried to explain it to them and all you got was the most condescending and dumbfounded looks of of disbeleif (even from the kid who work next to me who said he played SF and SF3 and said he could probably beat me).
haha this stupid thread is too funny

No I really did to that. Basicly I was fighitng the guy and did a double palm strike to his ribcage (the position of the hands at the end of the Hadouken is a double palm strike)to stager him back. Later in that fight I ducked down to dodge a punch and put my whole body behind the force of one uppercut (Legs pushing up as well as my arm and body) to the chin (a Shoryuken Sans the jump).

  1. you were up till 5 am this morning trying to perfect jab, short, strong, l.shoulder charge cancel into Sourai Rengeki from both sides and you’re still doing it right now

460: create your own story of the origins of street fighter and hopefully publish it one day

461: U make your own Street Fighter board game.
462:Make ya own FAQ’s and strategy guides.

463: you make your own street fighter wallpaper

  1. u wear ur evo shirt out places
  2. u’ve done a school paper dealing with sf (i did a report on evo)

Bravo…
:clap:

  1. You’ve played/loaned your 3S soundtrack to friends who don’t play Street Fighter. :tup:

458 - You Feel 500 Reasons Wont Be Enough :rolleyes:

  1. When u fall you automaticaly roll…
  2. If you use ryu and the guy next to u is playing ken you consider him your long time rival:)

See, now, that’s funny. Unless you’re looking at a clock, you don’t usually go “459, 500”. :^)

Mike Z